Get It Together Or I'll Shoot!

A relative found this picture on the network site, Facebook. You know, the site that has gotten a lot of people in trouble in relevance to marital status for example -- and had decided to forward it to me since she couldn't find the words to describe it.

Well, I found the words to describe it, and the word is GHETTO!

Really, how could any mother, with an ounce of class, have her child being photoed in this manner? Shit, what's next, a photo of the baby attempting to roll a 'fat one'?

Look how the poor baby is lying there; crooked, reeking of discomfort and looking as if she is asking 'do you see my momma's fuckacity and can you save me from enduring more'?

Don't worry darling, DFACS is probably on the way! 

....and some damn women don't understand how or why they end up being considered unfit mothers let alone why their children are taken from their homes for a more suitable environment. SMH

Discuss.

I am under the assumption that Evander Holyfield lost in his supposed triumphant return to the ring, January 16, 2010 in Uganda. You know the one in which he was sure to win and bring in millions before returning to the US for a more prestigious bout/title shot because he is headed to Fulton County courts today to request that his child support payments be lowered as he is not making the income that he use to.

I am going to need The Real Deal to drink this tall glass of 'motherfucker please' that I have for him.  He should have thought of his actions well in advance rather than sliding into multiple pussy and busting a couple of times resulting in those children he now is responsible for. If I am not mistaken, condoms during his 80's debut and boxing reign was under $1 which would have saved him millions in child support and other monetary needs of children.

I guess a name does tell a lot about he/she who carries it.

Andy DICK gets arrested for grabbing just that and their accompanying asses over the weekend at a Virginia bar known as Rum Runners. Upon getting arrested, the diminutive actor/comedian was charged with sexual abuse. If there is any legal eagles reading this article, I ask why sexual abuse rather than sexual harassment as the victims involved were adult men?

Interesting how one of the three men did not see anything wrong with what the actor was doing so he didn't press charges. To him, it was a case of 'no harm no foul'. This must be the one who was looking to break into the entertainment industry and already knew how the game work.

Unfortunately, this isn't the first time DICK has been arrested for a sex crime. The previous conviction was in 2008. Apparently this man doesn't value his freedom. Risk facing incarceration for an extensive amount of time over some repeated bullshit is beyond me.

The media whores known as Brangelina is clearing the air over a rumor that has been circulating about them since the weekend. They are not separating although it has been said that they are getting divorced. I ask, how the hell are they getting a divorce when their asses were not even married to fucking begin with?

However, we shall soon see if there was a fallacy either way concerning the two who have a started mini village deemed a family -- all those damn children. Speaking of children, let say that they do 'divorce' via common law, you already know who will have full custody of them -- Angelina which brings me to say one thing....Jennifer Anniston could be somewhere getting ready to laugh her ass off right now!

This is a cautionary tale of being the woman who has good aim by dangling her target's desires unceasingly before him -- in this case, children because now Angelina would be stuck with a house full of them. Angelina, darling, work this shit out or be prepared to get your Mother Goose on, girl!

I really don't think that celebrities fully fucking embraced what Rosie O'Donnell was saying. You know, that celebrities talk a lot of shit but never really contribute.

Well, under A-list actor and fellow awards winner, George Clooney's strategic telethon, a whopping $58 million dollars was raised as relief for Haiti over the course of the weekend by persuading 90% of the country to forgo paying their bills or throw caution to the wind in relevance to their own survival to give to the cause.

Next up, the aging male sex pot concentrating on putting those gay rumors to bed! Lets see how that works out.

Damn, I can see two things happening with this one:  long ass lines and McDonald revenues suffering like a motherfucker! 

South Florida's Burger King restaurants are now serving man's all time favorite alcoholic beverage -- BEER. So if you are a patron who enjoy drinking it, have your fucking ID on the ready to replace a soft drink with your whopper with cheese combo meal or whatever the hell you order!

Now wait til this shit hit Georgia -- prior to going nationwide..

Beyonce' is not the only thief in the family, er R&B music group, Destiny's Child.

Regardless of all the good things that people have been saying about the struggling singer and actress, she can also garner the reputation of fellow thief in the Knowles' household.

Rowland has been accused, on several occasions, of stealing high end apparel from multiple fashion designers! According to Laura Dawson, one of the accusers and upcoming designer, the objective was to wear the clothing as do many celebrities, regardless of rankings, to events to get or keep the designers' brands out there and then RETURN and not motherfucking KEEP! Sharon Stone, anyone?

Discuss.

Actor, singer and model, Tyrese Gibson may be tapped to play Teddy Pendergrass in a biopic of the legendary singer's life. As you may well know, Mr. Pendergrass has succumbed from his battle with Cancer this month.

The chocolate drop gave an impromptu performance of one of Pendergrass' greatest hits, 'Come Over To My Place', during his guest appearance on George Lopez's talk show. Who knew that comedian, Lopez, was a fan of Pendergrass? Shit, I didn't but that shows the universal appeal of music regardless of genre!

Can you see the Love's T.K.O singer in Gibson?

Wouldn't you fucking know it?

Although there are disputes as to how damn long Tiger Woods may be in rehab, there is one endorser who is waiting in the woods for him to get out. Who, you may ask? The strip club called Scores. Scores is looking to pay the pro golfer, who has fallen from 'The White Man's Graces', roughly $1 million per attendance!
This way, the strip club would attract more upscale clientele while keeping the remaining.

Since, Woods have a thing for promiscuity,  this may be right down his alley and therefore, putting his ass right back at square one -- a failed attempt in healing him from his past time, fucking for sport or meaningless validation, passed off as sexual addiction.

Discuss.

I have just one simple question to ask here. Is this confirmation that Sean Combs has been fucking lying about either what goes on in the music industry let alone his real allegiance, role or influence? I ask because what parent knowingly adorn their children in clothing with an image of musicians who either engage or believe in witchcraft and other demonic practices?

In case you don't know who the images are on these little darlings' tops, they are Jimi Hendrix and Led Zepplin -- both believed in Aleister Crowley's satanic teachings.

Discuss.

Before I begin, I just want to say I feel grateful that my circumstance was a false alarm due to stress because this shit could have happened to my ass!

Here we go......

This fucker here best know what the hell he is talking about!

R&B singer, Diamond Smith aka Blue of the boy band Pretty Ricky, claims that he did not get anyone pregnant -- even if the woman claiming this probable Maury moment isn't of low caliber.

You may not know who the shit Tiara Campbell is *hell, I didn't*  but she is actress and talented singer, Tisha Campbell - Martin's sister. You may recall Mrs. Martin from the 'House Party' movie trilogies if not from the show, 'Martin' as Gina Waters.

Her sister, Tiara, is purportedly pregnant by 'Blue' from the group Pretty Ricky and there is no doubt in her mind/heart that this 'man' is indeed the father.

Unfortunately, upon her informing the boy band singer of her pregnancy early on, he has been doing what immature only in it for the pussy and disregard for the outcome motherfuckers do best; deny the possibility of his being the father and cutting off communication with her and family ever since; with the exception of his Twitter account, of course, to further deny the likelihood of his being the father -- clear indication that his conscience is whipping his ass in more ways than one. Disrespectful bitchassness, much?

In the meanwhile, I ask , why is it so hard for some men to comprehend that it takes two?or that pregnancy can occur upon having unprotected sex?



On the 'flip side', John Edwards, former North Carolina Senator and Democrat presidential candidate, is owing up to his responsibility as the father of the NOW 2 year old daughter, Francis Quinn Hunter, he has with videographer, Rielle Hunter. As you may recall, Hunter was the broad who told the married politician that he was 'hot' and the compliment went to his head and the fucking began culminating in said daughter.

Adam Lambert was on Oprah! The glam rock singer and one of the latest winners of American Idol, voiced his opinion of Simon Cowell's contribution to the American Idol show while simultaneously plugging his album, For Your Entertainment -- the nature of his Oprah debut after having his ass royally handed to him courtesy of the FCC. Lambert goes as far as stating that Cowell will be missed on the show simply because of his straight forward approach in defining or determining real talent over the piles of non talent. He further adds that the A.I judge's brutish honesty is something that will be greatly missed by both audience and contestants alike. However, he feels that incorporating Ellen Degeneres, for ratings, to the official line up, will serve as a great distraction from Cowell's departure.



Today, Oprah will have Rihanna as a guest on her show. Fortunately, it will not be to discuss her bullshit relationships with former beau, singer, Chris Brown or current fuck piece, MLB slugger, Matt Kemp.The singer will be on the show to raise awareness to the current state of Haiti. And yes, she will attempt to shrill, uhm, sing. The song you ask? Bob Marley's, Redemption Song. Others slated to appear are Maxwell and Wyclef Jean. Count on Wyclef to further explain his shady ass charity -- utilizing Halle Berry tactics; i.e on cue crying and shit.

Speaking of Haiti, celebrities have come together and accumulated a total of $5 million in aid relief for the third world country in a span of 2 days. Im-fucking-pressive! Perhaps inspired into action by Rosie O'Donnell who happen to have made it clear that celebs talk a good game but they don't contribute. Way to call 'em Rosie!

Unfortunately, in the United States, Los Angeles, California has been flood battered due to a tornado that ravaged the city -- similar to New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. Will there be aid for any displaced individuals or will they be subjected to the same hardships as the residents of New Orleans and Detroit who experienced the same thing just last month?

Discuss.

According to award winning film director, Martin Scorsessi, actor, Leonardo Dicaprio could be tapped as portraying the legendary Frank Sinatra in a biopic detailing his life.

Of course, the director noted that there would be others also cast in the biography in regards to age progression but Dicaprio would sure as hell be the highlight.

Can you see Ol' Blue Eyes in Dicaprio?

Discuss.

I have no idea what the fuck she is famous for but Heidi Montag defends her new physical features -- courtesy of undergoing a series of cosmetic surgery procedures.

To her surgeon, Dr. Frank Murray's, dismay or shall I say, disappointment, Montag accepted a few interviews to explain her make - over to whomever would listen. According to Dr. Murray, she should have waited until she has completely healed from the surgeries to see the full effect of how great the work was prior to garnering media attention from them so early on. I gather that is the real damn reason why she couldn't even make her face move at the request of one of her celebrity interviewers. Joan Rivers, anyone? Hell, I doubt that she could even FEEL her face upon in addition to not being able to grimace but all in all, she says that she feels like plastic. Go fucking figure, Sherlock!

Here is the gotcha gotcha to the madness of all things Heidi, she has been said to be a devout Christian who has accepted GOD as her creator and that HE has created her in HIS image and therefore perfected upon being asked. However, she says that there was nothing wrong with improving on what HE has created -- even if it is through a series of expensive procedures that left her ass CLEARLY IN THE DAMN RED in affording the costs.

As I assume that she meant the Most High on this one, I have to say this...if man/woman is created and believe that he/she is created in HIS image, then there ain't shit wrong with that man/woman to begin with!
Mentally, she got things fucked up and I am with anyone who believes that she needs to seek psychiatric help for that alone!

Discuss.

Actor and film director, Mel Gibson supports Tiger Woods during his shit of a marital ordeal. As you may know, Woods is in Mississippi undergoing rehab for sexual addiction.

The A-list actor and director says that the pro golfer could take the steps that he did by first admitting that it was his fault that such indiscretions had taken place so that the healing and recovery process can officially begin.

I have a spoon of 'mind you fucking business' magnesia waiting for Mr. Gibson. How the hell can he even fix his mouth to advise any man to mend his relationship when he wasn't able to hold his marriage to Robin, who is the mother of eight of his children, together? Shit, he damn near lost his current marriage to this Russian 'bombshell' he has now due to the same motherfucking thing -- infidelity, indiscretions or incompetence in keeping his dick in his pants. Just saying!

Discuss.

Double Z list actress, Lisa - Raye, must be itching for an ass whipping courtesy of actress and film producer/director Vivica A Fox. Lisa - Raye went in on Fox about her current relationship with an Atlanta club promoter referred to as Slimm.

Here is how Diamond, from the Player's Club, puts it: “Here’s my thing, you would never catch me like that. You know what I mean? Because that ain’t my style. I mean, like the pictures that they did of Vivica kissing and hugging on that boy. You would never catch me doing that.”

This response spurned on a rather classy, yet terse response from Ms. Fox via her publicist, Kim Tumey, who writes: "I apologize for having to waste your time by responding to Lisa - Raye’s comments. However, Lisa - Raye is the last thing on Vivica’s mind, with all of the catastrophic events going on today in Haiti who has time to be simple. This just goes to show you that an idle mind is an unproductive mind. Please make sure you donate to the victims of Haiti."

    Thanks,
    Kim Tumey
    “The Celebrity Broker”
    www.KimTumeyEntertainment.com

Whew, shit now! If Lisa Raye keeps talking slick about the African American actress who played The Queen of Sheba before Halle Berry did, she may need reinforcement because 1/5 of  Bill's Deadly Viper Squad may go Vernita Greene on that ass!

But I have only one question, where does or will Sandra Rose fit in all this shit?

Let me start by stating that my site does not discriminate in relevance to whomever I talk about. However, to some of my readers, it should. Why, you ask? Well, in short, because my site also goes in on white people and that offends some people; a factor that I neither cannot help nor apologize for.

Hell, white people are interesting people to me and are therefore, worthy to be discussed, dismantled and re-assembled again in the like fashion of anyone and everyone else, regardless of color or creed, I have had the distinct pleasure of doing this to.

So here fucking goes......
After finally severing ties from her mother in regards to being the child starring in several films that sent pedophiles' hearts racing and obsessing over her, actress-model, Brooke Shields now have tax problems to worry about.

However, there is the exaggeration that her problems with the IRS is just like actor, Nick Cage;meaning she owes millions. The long legged broad, of "Blue Lagoon" fame, only owes roughly $10K -- according to a federal tax lien filed this past New Years Eve.

The IRS filings are in reference to the years 2004-2005 in which it was stiffed by the "Pretty Baby" actress.

Shields reason for not filing was because she had 'a lot on her mind' at the time and wasn't focused on her taxes. She had just had a baby and was suffering from post pardem depression as a result and the bickering between she and Tom Cruise, at the time, didn't help much.

I have a tall glass of 'bitch please' sitting here waiting on this heffa. How in the hell does anyone forget to file his/her fucking taxes when they have earned income for the year in question? The fucking W-2's come like clock work at the end of each year -- regardless of who THE FUCK you are! It doesn't matter what problem, er, excuse a man/woman is going through, filing his/her taxes is practically priority one! Ask Nick Cage, Michael Phelps, comedienne, Sinbad and yes, Wyclef Jean about this shit. Filing, let alone paying, taxes is not a trivial matter that is only for the 'little man' to damn burden.

What gets me is why the hell did it take the IRS so damn long to address this shit?
Had it been my ass, the IRS would have been on it before the summer after the April 15th filing deadline!

 The pot is sure as hell calling the kettle black on this one!

Rhianna interviews with W magazine and discussed her relationship with fellow singer, Chris Brown. Rhianna  says that in the relationship, Brown had control and insecurity issues that just escalated into the fateful night where he physically assaulted her.

Here is how she puts it: “When people are insecure, they become very controlling and they can get very aggressive and in turn abusive. It doesn’t have to be physical. Like, they would say bad stuff to you to make you feel lesser than them, just so they would have control in the relationship. It takes a big toll on your emotions and on your everyday life. It changes you.”

When asked if she is trying to destroy Brown's career, she states: “At first, I completely shut down. But now I feel like this happened to me so I could be a voice for young girls who are going through what I went through and don’t know how to talk about it. It’s not about Chris, about hurting him or sabotaging his career. I don’t care about that part of it.”

I have a tall glass of 'Ho Have a Seat' right here waiting on Rhianna. As I recall, pictures and body language speaks volumes. I cannot recall too many damn pictures that I have seen of them together in which she was not practically either choking or pulling on the the young man. In addition, most of the photos I have seen shown him looking rather unhappy whereas she was happy if not seemingly content. Needless mention, his smiles looked forced whereas hers looked ever so natural. So, therefore, the control and insecurity issues and ABUSE obviously went both ways than one.

And as for as the career being jeopardized, she may have had a helping dose of cleaning about her own home before trying to check somewhere else because her record sales did far worse than his due to her 'seek and destroy mission' earlier.

However, what it really boils down to is that there is the possibility that Brown will be either releasing or leaking a sex tape that could embarrass the shit out of her in epic proportions. After all, there were the leaking of nude pics of 'Rhi Rhi' released not too long ago. So the certainty of a sex tape could not be ruled completely out of the question.

Discuss.

This motherfucker is truly smelling his ass! Fantasia's lazy, leeching ass little brother, called 'Teeny', feels that he is the real star of her reality show, Fantasia For Real.

Since his ass really isn't doing shit, productively, aside from waiting on The American Idol alumni and R&B singer to purchase exotic cars for and give money to him, he has been supposedly spending a HELLacious amount of his time practicing his autograph and seeking his own security team since he has now become famous courtesy of the first airing of the show!

Now, I ask, what can he possibly be considering himself famous for aside from projecting black men/African American men in a negative light? or as the epitome of modern day predatory coon who cannot do for himself without the aid of a woman if not a collective group of women?

To Teeny and a lot of men out there who are looking for a start: try having something to contribute to your own success rather than rely on a woman as your resource for it. There is nothing worse than a man who cannot or will not opt to stand on his own and resort to using a woman regardless of relationship as his crutch or an excuse as to why he has opt not to do better for himself via his own efforts. Where is the man in that?

To women who are supporting men, please stop! Stop supporting and tolerating the bitchassness NOW! You are doing nothing more than perpetuating the issue and giving men an air of entitlement to things that he has not even worked for or made a positive impact to have access to -- like YOUR car, keys to YOUR home and possibly access to YOUR income.

Discuss.

I know that things in Haiti has taken a turn for the worst and there has been much talk about Haiti facing some sort of retribution for being an evil country or the earthquake that claimed many lives is well justified but I wonder one fucking thing.

Since the United States is so quick to defend and provide for every country under the sun while either simultaneously sacrificing or denying/robbing its people of assistance, would any of the same countries aided by this great nation, that also is called North America,come to its aid should it or its people ever need any help? Has any since the 9-11 attacks on the country?

New York looked a lot like Haiti. And as I recall, no representatives or diplomats from other countries came with assistance. Lets not talk war because many other countries that the US helped didn't want to be a part of it as they saw it as a quarrel between the US and whomever was responsible for the attack.

I guess that Billie Jean was right after all. She was the legendary Michael Jackson's lover and not just a girl who claimed that he was the one who father her son.

The rumor about the late singer fathering a son of adult age has been going around for over 2 decades and has unfortunately been confirmed on the heels of his death being a homicide leaving Dr. Murray to face charges. However, I didn't think that this was the son in question simply because of the millions of dollar payout that Jackson was legally obligated to do roughly around 1986 with the aid of little sister, Janet Jackson, courtesy of the Encino County Courts but I digress.

Anyway, the son in question is none other than Omer Jamaal Bhatti; the oldest child who has been staying with Jackson for much of his life.  In honor of his late father, Bhatti has legally changed his name from Omer Jamaal to Omer Michael.

It's a damn shame that a child has to wait until death to be claimed as part of any family but an obviously dysfunctional one is even worst -- SDMH

A portrait of Jay-Z is now available for his followers fans as well as avid art collectors at a minimum of $1 million. The portrait is a diamond and rhinestone encrusted image of the 40 something rapper. The value of every jewel selectively placed to form the image is roughly at a minimum, supposedly, of 24K.

Hell, I don't even have an image of him on a CD anywhere in my home let alone in my car so I gather that my frugality has caused me to not see the added value of having Jay's image in my home by any means -- even if I could afford it.

I nearly spend the asking price of this portrait in overhaul on both my home, business, personal bills and miscellaneous purchases, i.e EATING and yes, tax write offs due to my naturally giving nature on worthy causes -- per fucking year; things that give me added value simply because I have sensible things to show for my hard work as well as the empowerment and improvement of the well being of people at large.

Now I ask, of all things you can buy, would a portrait of this 'rapping god' be one of them? If so WHY? How does paying a minimum of  $1 million for his portrait add value to your life's quality * this/these question(s) could be a sales person's dream SMH*?

 After having her dreams of becoming successful in her own right suspended by her marriage to former pro athlete, Bob Whitfield, Sheree' Whitfield, is getting ready to make the 7 figures she was denied in her divorce. Can I get a 'hell yeah'?

The reality star of Real Housewives of Atlanta is not only debuting her clothing line, She by Sheree' and a series of work out DVDs within the year but she will also make her debut as a stage actress -- theater. The broad built diva will be featured in the stage play, 'Heaven I Need A Hug' in California.

How she get a part in the play, you ask? Well, let me tell you -- her new beau, Chris Tucker was behind this. Think about it, how else was her no professional acting ass going to get in Hollywood without going through 'the changes'?

I bet Lisa Wu is feeling real shitty right now considering that she married Keith Sweat, her first husband, in the attempt to become a film actress. Wah Wah Wah!

American Idol winner and R&B artist, Fantasia Burrino, has her show 'Fantasia For Real' slated to be aired Monday nights on VH-1. Be sure to catch tonight's first episode at 9pm tonight.

I'm sure that it will be reminiscent of Keisha Cole's reality show, 'The Way It Is' by detailing how the singer is literally supporting her entire leeching ass family prior to having no choice but to cut them off in the end due to emotional and financial strain.

No one should have to be solely responsible for the financial well being of their entire family let alone feel obligated to doing so upon garnering a position that has elevated him/her in status. If you are in a position where you are supporting grown motherfuckers who are not stricken with a handicap of any kind, cut them off before they bleed your ass dry or sharing the same pot to piss in.

Thoughts?

R&B artist, producer, 'purported abuser' but no doubt certified pedophile, R. Kelly has a book set to debut no later than next year. Kelly has confirmed that the book will address not only his rise to super stardom but his 'supposed' sexual relationships and romances with under age children, marriage(s) as well as his relationship with various family members. The book will be released as a memoir on Tavis Smiley's SmileyBooks book company.

Now, I'm going to need Mr. Kelly aka 'The Pied Piper' to enjoy this cold glass of 'sit your ass down' because there is no way in hell this motherfucker is going to LITERALLY address the matters he claim his is. The shit would be just simply too damn juicy and would probably turn some of his adoring fans away from him -- assuming that they will be able to get their heads out their asses for that kind of 'truth be told'. I, for one, will not be buying the book unless I have the following confirmation: he admits that he is impartial towards vampirism, and I am not talking about neck gnawing either,during sex...tee hee. Then, I know that the obvious sick bastard will or is 'telling it like it is'.

However, I have to wonder if this is a way for the man to clear any stench relevant to the saying 'sins of the father' in some way. I mean, after all, the man has daughters of his own ....now. Payback is a bitch, huh, Kellz?

By the way, how convenient to have this book debut months after the debut of the pending Aaliyah biopic movie that is schedule to be released this year. How convenient indeed!

Thoughts?

This has best be a fucking promotional joke because if not, I'm so damn disappointed in Kenya Moore's choice of men. All I can ask is WHY?! Check out the clip and tell me what you think even if it means skimming through it while I get Deion Sanders 'Must Be The Money' out of my head.

Off the record, I am told that if you want to validate that there is an actual 'sex tape' featuring Ms. Moore, you can do so by going to the following website not that I have  http://thelovenaprositefinder.com.

While you as woman may have your mind on and eyes for him, there may be a chance that he is not feeling mutual because he is too damn preoccupied with his inclinations pertinent to another man. Yes, men who live a lie know that they are getting caught on to.

However, the jig is not quite up as they have found new means to keep communication open with one another whilst evading public to media scrutiny as well as pushing either unsuspecting or naive women further in the dark whilst strategically putting alarmed women in boxes.

Ladies, when you are out with your men, listen for some of the ques in the conversation that he has with his 'friends'.

Here are a few from a bonafied homosexual who has had his fair share of seemingly heterosexual, all man, no sugar in the veins but pure vinegar men:
Fire On Deck - hooking up with a man later on for sex
Cinnamon Bun - man with a nice, big round but reminiscent of a voluptuous woman/video model
Tintz - wanting oral sex from a man without question
DHL/7-11 - down for whatever (yep, Ice - Cube said this in several of his rap songs from the 90's)
Bad Table Manners - poor hygiene; not bathing, bad breath, etc
1 on 1 Conversation - one way fucking in which one is the official bottom
Cinderella - the equivalent of main bottom bitch
Low Lows - gay men trying to out gay men to distract from his own homosexuality; usually done in the company of other men or women when an obvious gay man is in view

...and yet these same men due to denial wonder why the HIV/AIDS rates are so high among women of all races. Sad that these are the same men who are holler the most about women need to be real with themselves as well as them as women when they cannot keep it 100 themselves. This shit has got to stop!

There is a chance that I may not remarry because motherfuckers are crazy as hell now. I don't know why if this sick bastard was just jealous of his wife's overall success or was he just being hellish in intent but either way, it gives me sound reason to re-think tying the knot with any fucking body from this point forth.

Then again, maybe I should just pack my shit and leave Georgia al - to - damn - gether and head North because the men in the south, have got some issues with women that has now proven to be detrimental. Here is the latest:

Dennis Allaben was arrested after he willingly walked into Clayton County Police Headquarters and confessed to murdering his wife and "The Mo’Nique Show" set decorator, Maureen Allaben.
He confessed the murder to his family in Virginia upon a visit prior to turning himself in to the authorities in Clayton County. The police soon recovered Mrs. Allaben's body from the back of his pick up truck where she had been wrapped up since the murder for days before his confession. Readers, can you say conscience whipping his ass, much?

The late Maureen Alleben was quite the star in the south with much of her accomplishments easily being seen as a food stylist for The Olive Garden, Home Depot, The Atlanta Bread Company and a slew of other notables. She even was a highlight in Atlanta's magazine, Creative Loafing, for her unique talent in food arrangements.

And they say that celebrities don't pay blogs no attention. Well, apparently, many do and should to get the gist of how many people, like myself, really see them in comparison to how they desire to be projected -- meaning the real them vs the candy coated manufactured shit that is obviously devised by their industry.

Just like all things that I write about, I have to make certain that it is concrete prior to putting it out there and here it is....upon much hard talk about her ass backwards decisions and family values, Keisha Cole is about to have a shotgun wedding. The wedding is set for February 14, 2010 which is about a month prior to the delivery of her first child; a son with father to be, Daniel 'Boobie' Gibson.

Ms. Cole, although I, unlike many blog owners, put your ass literally out there about your decision as I have so many others regardless of celebrity ranking, A-Z, I do hope you the happiness that has evaded you for so long as both a mother and wife to be.

Evander 'The Real Deal' *lmao* Holyfield is returning to the ring this month for a World Boxing Federation title in UGANDA -- not the United States but U fucking Ganda.  The 47 year old will be squaring off with ex heavy weight champ, Francois Botha January 16, 2010.

Holyfield, with his piped damn dreams of grandeur, says that he believes that he has a shot at a more prestigious title should he win. That way, he can achieve his goal of RETIRING as a heavy weight champion.

Who the hell this old head thinking he is fooling? This sap sucking motherfucker who loves playing the 'God card' has major bills -- including child support for several of his younger seeds throughout the great state of Georgia that he must make good on or be placed on Clayton County lock up if he doesn't. His penchant to squander wealth is well documented and has now came back to bite him squarely on the ass in the form of liens, law suits and other legalities that could send him away for a long long time.

To those of you who love to flaunt or floss, pay attention to Holyfield's situation because it could soon as well be you -- Floyd Mayweather.

Actor Vince Vaughn has tied the knot with an woman who defies the Hollywood criteria -- being fucking weird.

Yes, he is married to Real Estate Agent, Kyla Weber, who is not only normal but mentally sound in addition to having good business sense.

Interesting how he proposed to her within less than a year of meeting her at a mutual friend and producer's wedding. So much for finding love within the ranks of celebrity circles -- Jennifer Aniston, this says a lot about your ass, honey.

Melodi Dushane was angered that Chicken McNuggets were not available at an Ohio McDonald's.  The chicken nugget eating broad allegedly put her fist through the eatery's drive-thru window culminating her being  being arrested for felony vandalism and booked into the Lucas County jail.

According to a Toledo Police Dept report, Dushane, 24,  pulled up to the drive-thru window this past Friday at 6:20 AM and ordered "Chicken McNuggets and other dinner items." When informed that McDonald's stopped serving dinner selections at 2:30 AM, Dushane began arguing with employee, Melissa Vasquez prior to her being punched in the mouth by Dushane. When the night manager, Tia Walker, appeared at the window, Dushane took a swing at her, prompting a tussle *I gather that Tia must be a sister because of the ensued tussle*. When the women separated, Dushane "then punched the drive through window, breaking it" and sending glass flying everywhere.

Dushane, next due in court on January 28, has been ordered to stay away from the fast food outlet.  Interesting how just several months ago, a woman was arrested after she called 911 three times to complain that a McDonald's was out of the same dinner item.

I know that Mickey D's put the foot in the french fries but shit, the chow from the franchise is not that serious to end up in jail over. Whatever happened to being civil and ordering the next best thing on the menu if not just going to the motherfucking grocery store and buying like product and seasoned to damn taste?!

Please let me explain myself. I could not fucking resist choosing this photo for my article because as stupid as she looks in it, she must be at her home feeling just as stupid. SMH

Fantasia of all people should know what it is like to have a man to leave her and her young child for someone else or for supposed greener pastures elsewhere and would have thought about her actions well in advance prior to engaging in adulterous practices with a married man and father of two of whom she met in a T-Mobile store during his shift. Now, I ask, what the fuck is a well known R&B artist doing in a T-Mobile store? I mean of all stores for a celebrity to shop for a phone let alone out shopping for one. Can you say personal assistant?

Fantasia and her retail sales love, whose name is Antwan, had a brief affair culminating in his leaving his wife and two young children to live in the singer's lovely, ghetto posh mansion which almost went into foreclosure until Simon Cowell came to her aid. As I said, the love affair was brief as Antwan left the singer and returned home to his wife and children over the course of the New Year's Eve celebration. Where was Fantasia, you ask? In Philly doing the above and therefore totally clueless that 'her man', on borrowed principal, was gone.

All I have on this one is, what goes around comes around; so stop the vicious cycle rather than be a casualty of repeat -- Fantasia.

As you already know, there has been huge talk about Sean Combs settling down over the last month and I had refuted ALL CLAIMS that were made that he would actually do so. So, when there was talk about his marrying Kim Porter the week before Christmas, I still said that a wedding was highly unlikely. Why? The reason again, the cross country pussy that is available to this man even on his worst day.

Well, claims came up again that the entertainer and business mogul was going to marry said woman on New Year's Eve to ring in the new year in St. Barth's. That shit so did not happen; which reminds me, I have money to pick up as I did place several bets on this one.