Supposedly Elin was contemplating whether or not to leave or remain in marriage to Tiger Woods. I gather simply because she wasn't THAT certain if things would work out in her favor and she would absolutely be at a loss in remaining in the lavish lifestyle that she had grown accustomed to -- as a rich man's wife and not his nanny.

Fortunately, someone gave the young woman a stiff one to the ass that made her realize that staying doesn't guarantee any long term marital improvements. Having 82 year old,high profile celebrity divorce attorney, Sorrell Trobe, may have had a lot on making her 'relevant worries' go away. Yes, Elin somehow managed to muster up the income to afford Trobe's services. How do you ask? Well, let me put it to you this way, re-read the sentence that starts with 'Fortunately' because influential people 'have ways'; especially when they are on the Hell bent path to making a crystal clear modern day punishment, er, statement to any cheating spouse. With the aid of Sorrell 'The Enforcer' Trobe, I'm doubly sure that the almighty Tiger wish he was more home oriented so that this shit wouldn't have happened in the first place.

In case you didn't know, Trobe, with his damn near George W. Bush looking ass,  has a reputation of getting it done and boast of an infallible record of wins in the very high 7 figures for his clients. To date, there has been NO client unhappy with his services. Therefore, Elin doesn't have anything to worry about with this old head leading the charge in her divorce proceedings because she will indeed come out a winner.

As I had said before, if you are going to step out on your spouse, make certain that it is with someone who stands to lose just as much as you do. Furthermore, know something about your spouse's background, family and cultural orientation rather than be caught up in the ignorace of fascination. Tiger, your black card will be issued shortly.

8 comments:

Ju Ju said...

I see you are having a white folk moment today. Nothing but the latest in white folk news. You should have warned me!
Anyway, I see where you are going with this one. Trying to be slick and shit.

Chinita said...

Okay, I'm with JuJu on this one. I see where you are going with this :>)

Anonymous said...

Tiger, your black card will be issued shortly.
_______________________________________________

Yep, ROTFLMAO

IM A BEAST WITH IT said...

WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS OLD LAME ASS TIGER WILL

REALIZE THAT HE IS BLACK JUST BLACK WHO

HAD MONEY THAT WAS GIVEN TO HIM BY THE SAME

PEOPLE WHO KEPT IT IN THEIR RACE BY PUSHING A

ONE OF THEIR OWN ON HIM AS A SPOUSE UNTIL HE

GOT BESIDE HIMSELF AND HAVE TO FEEL THAT WHIP

CRACK ON HIS ASS UNTIL HE SAY "BROKEN HOUSE

PET" RATHER THAN TIGER. I HAVE NO REMORSE FOR

THE COON. WHATEVER COMES TO HIM IS A LESSON

THAT HAS BEEN LONG OVERDUE.

HIMSELF.

Screwed Priorities said...

@ Ju Ju and Chinita ~ I'm not trying to go anywhere with this. I'm just stating an obvious that Tiger didn't probably because of self hatred issues. He look more black/African American more so than any other ethnicity that he is claiming and seems disgusted to owe up to the fact that he is a Black man in America and no matter what he does or how well he does it, that will be the thing that everyone sees -- including his endorsers until things go left, in terms of his behavior, in having him to promote their products.

@ Anonymous ~ Glad that you saw humor in my post.

@ I'm A Beast ~ You have very strong views on some of my topics but there is no need for the epithets. I do believe that Tiger has gotten the message loud and clear thus far 'on his position'.

The Black Berry said...

@ JuJu
White folk news smh. You need to quit!

Anyhoo, I hear that Trobe can get as high as 10 figures for clients. That is the real reason why his clients are so happy with him.

Just Des said...

So much for that stand by your man crap.

Anonymous said...

I really didn't think that she would go through with it.