I want to start things off with Johnny Depp as we really don't hear much shit about this gentleman unless it is about a pending project or how 'good' he looks; meaning, that 'Indian blood' keeps him in good physical graces.
The eccentric actor is the victim of someone with simply to much damn time on his/her hands. Over the weekend, there were reports that he died! How did he die, you ask? In a car accident in France. Interesting how the A-list actor and 21 Jump Street alum supposedly died the same way approximately six years ago. Depp just want everyone to know that he is alive and well and looking forward to your seeing his movie, Alice and Wonderland upon its release.... 'tis all.
The media whores known as Brangelina is clearing the air over a rumor that has been circulating about them since the weekend. They are not separating although it has been said that they are getting divorced. I ask, how the hell are they getting a divorce when their asses were not even married to fucking begin with?
However, we shall soon see if there was a fallacy either way concerning the two who have a started mini village deemed a family -- all those damn children. Speaking of children, let say that they do 'divorce' via common law, you already know who will have full custody of them -- Angelina which brings me to say one thing....Jennifer Anniston could be somewhere getting ready to laugh her ass off right now!
This is a cautionary tale of being the woman who has good aim by dangling her target's desires unceasingly before him -- in this case, children because now Angelina would be stuck with a house full of them. Angelina, darling, work this shit out or be prepared to get your Mother Goose on, girl!
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The same vicious rumor was put out about Kanye West and Miley Cyrus just a few months ago. That is just eerie. Somebody really has it in for these celebrities.
I don't want Brad and Angelina to go their separate ways but if they do it is because of her. I hear that she has control or insecurity issues that makes him very unhappy.
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