Feb 4, 2010

An R&B Update


Yesterday  I had talked about two reality shows VH-1 has coming down its pipeline.

One of the reality shows I mentioned was one surrounding R&B singer, Brandy. The show will include her immediate family and is called 'Brandy and Ray - J: Family Business' and again, it is scheduled for April, one month after Pop singer, Jessica Simpson's, 'The Price of Beauty' as earlier mentioned.


Let's take a closer look at Brandy's eyebrows. Fucked up much? This looks like the work of one those 'Eye Brow Specialists' at Cleopatra's Hair Salon in the Atlanta area. This salon has some notoriety in unhappy customers in relevance to the brow jobs they recieve.....the audacity to hide the fuck ups with brow make up..smh.


Fellow R&B singer, Mary J Blige wants to try her singing chops on her rendition of legendary group, Led Zepplin's Stairway To Heaven.

In case you don't know who Led Zepplin is, let me brief you. The group of  60's - 70's fame with hits ranging from 'Dancing Days', 'No Quarter' to the ever popular and most sampled 'Cashmere'. In addition, the group were also devoted followers of Aliester Crowley's satanic teachings. Rumors still circulate that they incorporated rituals during some of their earlier concerts before unsuspected audiences.

It is also speculated that the Hip Hop Queen of Soul may want to do a special music project with the group's lead singer, Robert Plant, if he is up to it. Maybe they will do his hit, Big Log.

Somebody reading this may wonder how do I know this shit. LMAO.


Discuss

4 comments:

The Black Berry said...

Brandy's eye brows are a mess. I know of the salon you are talking about and I do know some women who said that they won't go back not only because of the eyebrow work given but because of the lack of professionalism. And I have noticed that it is popular for brow specialist to hide their botched work by smudging on make up. Some of the clients look a mess with that gook heavily put on but some think that it looks good until they clean their faces and see how messed their eyebrows really are.

Anonymous said...

Brandy must have rubbed across her eyebrows before taking that picture but some specialist do hide their bad work by adding on eye brow make up so that clients don't see it until too little too late. I have heard of Led Zepplin and I have also heard of Aliester Crowley and for Mary to want to work with this group is all to telling. People need to know that satanic stuff is real and most singers, musicians, do it. Real Talk.

Big B said...

This looks like the work of one those 'Eye Brow Specialists' at Cleopatra's Hair Salon in the Atlanta area. This salon has some notoriety in unhappy customers in relevance to the brow jobs they recieve.....the audacity to hide the fuck ups with brow make up
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LMAO I have heard of that salon and much of what you said is true. Maybe Brandy made a stop at the one in South Lake Mall. I saw several come out of there and their hair was on point but the way they had their eyebrows arched just messed them up TOTALLY.

Miss Jones said...

Brandy looks a little like a Star Trek klignon. So Mary J wants to try a new genre of music. Okay.