Get It Together Or I'll Shoot!

Legendary R&B singer, Miki Howard has outright pointed out in an interview, during the promotion of her new CD, 'The Collection', that the entertainment industry isn't what 'it fucking use to be. The way the industry is ran now is totally opposite of how things are now. No one is really capable of selling records since record companies are suffering'. Since this is the case, the singer has opted to sell her new CD online.


Although some current photos of the singer is in order, she didn't say anything short of the damn truth. No one is buying shit these days!


Speaking of which, fellow R&B singer, Alicia Keys has decided to either take a break or retire next year upon her 30th birthday. Perhaps somewhat over the same reason or to start that family she has been said to have wanted with her Pelican looking boyfriend, producer, Swizz Beatz. If that is the case, I sure as hell hope that each and every child they have together pull hard from her side if not, each baby will be only complimented on his/her clothes.


Another person taking a break from the industry is model, Tyson Beckford. Beckford states that 'the money isn't there anymore. No one is signing the $1 million dollar  and over contracts for work these days'. The chocolate model is going to concentrate more on his television show, Make Me A Model *or some shit like that*, for the BRAVO channel.


Ehhh, all Tyson want to do is fly under the radar since he can not really handle the gay rumors that has been swirling around him for a few years now. Maybe there is some truth as to the men he has been rumored to having been drilling and vice - a - verse.


Speaking of modeling, J-Lo's ex husband, Ojani Noa, is making an unsuccessful play at being one while peddling his weak ass calendar throughout the Miami area. Why I say unsuccessful? Because no one is buying which means that he had to pull out a promotional tactic to get noticed and just like a broke ass bastard scorned, he is bringing up his past with J-Lo as more of her beard than her husband.

This show and prove that this motherfucker is so out of the loop that he forgot that being a full /part time homosexual generally describes all the people in entertainment. Everyone, with an ounce of sense, knows damn well that in order to make it in the business, one can't be absolutely heterosexual!


As for as the choice of picture, I decided on one that reflected on the two in happier days -- when they both shared a pot with a hole in it to piss in. If J-Lo is a bonafied bisexual as he puts it, then her willingness to lick, kiss, munch on a few secondary lips has brought her a long way from this but it sure as hell doesn't bring some closure as to why she is with Marc Anthony; or does it?


Discuss.