Get It Together Or I'll Shoot!

The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, has a commercial in the works. She will be campaigning for the candy bar, Snickers!

Maybe there is nothing wrong with this picture but I would have fashioned the icon to have wanted to do a more health conscious campaign such as Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig. No hate -- a check is a motherfucking check!


Matthew Knowles, father of pop icon, Beyonce, is going to be paying a minimum of $9K per month in child support for the child he purportedly fathered with aspiring actress, Alexsandra Wright.

I gather that at his age, his ass assessed that he was going to 'shoot powder'. Talk about one of the importance of wearing a damn condom at ANY age.

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Uber fit singer, Mel B wants to have more children. Two more to be exact!

If this is in fact the case, maybe she should look into adopting. As we all know, there are a plethora of children in the US and now Haiti that are looking for and are deserving of good homes.

Shit, it sure as hell will take drama out of incurring future paternity issues!

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Sultry looking singer, Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to get it through their motherfucking heads that she is not going no - damn - where.

This includes taking a break from the business let alone going to jail for violating business laws relevant to that trifling ass looking clothing line of hers. She will pay that chump change and everything will be back to fucking business as usual.

So, according to her, we should all carry the fuck on!

Discuss.