Feb 25, 2010

Hillary Duff?!


This is supposedly Hillary Duff. I am not one to deny or confirm.

However, one thing is for damn certain -- she sure as hell can deep throat a motherfucker. I bet her gag reflexes are well below the negatives....smdh at the fact that neither had the fucking decency to CLOSE the damn blinds before engaging in this act.

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Feb 24, 2010

Did You Know?


Actor, Don Cheadle was pissed off with former president, George Bush for interfering in a movie project he was interested in pursuing.

Cheadle was interested in being portrayed as the late iconic musician, Miles Davis in a biopic. Aside from Bush, in the actor's opinion, fucking up an opportunity of a lifetime, he also blames the ex - president, just as much as the government, for the economic mishap that the US is experiencing.

Calling out a president -- past or current in addition to throwing a jab at the government?! You are one bad motherfucker, Mr. Cheadle! However, you may want to watch that shit before you get your ass blackballed. Isaiah Washington, anyone? Just saying, Mr. Cheadle, just saying.

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Mandingo looking rapper, 50 cent is really taking acting seriously!

Rap's chocolate hulk is going to shed damn near 100 pounds *about 60 to be exact*  for his role as a college football player in Mario Van Peebles' upcoming movie, 'Things Fall Apart'.

Although I commend his ass on doing something that he obviously enjoys but one has to wonder what toll that dropping a tremendous amount of weight in a short amount of time only to pick it up a short time later has on man's body -- that shit CANNOT be healthy....especially if he does it often. As you know, this ISN'T 50 cent's first time going from bulk to bony for a role.

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From observation, it is apparent that fashion designers are just like anyone else involved in their respected industry -- they are eerily eccentric; but I have got to ask, when the hell did Al Qaida/Taliban develop a collection? This shit right here.....smdh


Werk! LMAO.

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I guess being a member of the Illuminati or a Freemason isn't all that it is cracked up to be.

Hell, I was often given the impression that life gets easier for a motherfucker upon pledging allegiance to or in either case but I digress.

Rapper, Snoop Dogg owes the IRS damn near $600K in back taxes -- and has yet to pay up or communicate how he is going to. Interestingly enough, it is not like he doesn't have the damn money or lack access to the nearest H&R Block *geez*

Maybe Mr. Broadus doesn't understand that the IRS isn't fucking with his ass. Perhaps a jail stint threat may be in order in addition to taking him down a few notches in earning potential and marketability will get a check made to the IRS in the mail. You know how the IRS do it. Kool Moe Dee, anyone?

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Now this doesn't make any fucking sense but I do bet Beyonce' don't have shit on either motherfuckers when it comes to walking in stilettos -- needless mention, most women in general.

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Like I always said, just because man can garner some degree of fame or recognition doesn't mean that it translates well into his having acute business sense. With this in mind, be prepared to hit up TAGS for a going out of business sale in which everything must GO!

Singer/producer, Kandi Burress, Smyrna based clothier boutique, TAGS, is about to close its doors after only a few months of motherfucking operation!

Speaking of operation, TAGS actual hours of operation conflicted with stated hours on license -- which was a major part of its failure but leave it to her closest supporters, i.e, family, to say that the store's failure was based squarely on the economy.

Word to up and coming entrepreneurs, part of having a successful business, in addition to effective PR, promotional marketing, etc is to make certain that the doors are open for business at hours stated to the public and not when your ass feels like it.

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"Singer", actress, dancer, Jennifer Lopez, has been officially dropped from her record label, Sony!

There has been conflicting stories surrounding the reason why she was released; such as, her fulfilling her contractual obligations in comparison to just having her ass dropped for previously poor record sales due to disinterest of her ever evolving fan base; i.e her talent just couldn't keep up with the times.

Although her scheduled to be released album, aptly entitled, 'Love?', is slated for April, she may want to consider renaming it 'Fucked?' should her talks with LA Reid of Def Jam doesn't fall through.


In a case of no one was 'possibly' really checking for her fashion sense after all, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree Whitfield, has put her dreams of being a successful fashion designer on hold to participate in a health related cause. The uber fit amazon has offered to help in the fight against obesity -- a health related risk that is plaguing the US. By the way, she didn't say shit as to whether her ass has been replaced on Bravo's Real Housewives of Atlanta -- YET.


Comedian, actress, hater of all skinny bitches, and talk show host, Mo'Nique, has won a Bafta award, the British equivalent of the US Oscar, for her performance in 'Precious'.

Even though the comedian garnered recognition for her acting, she may want to get her shit together in relevance to the direction of her talk show. It's not like she and her family can eat that motherfucking award! Word trickling down the rumor - mill is that BET is in discussions on canceling 'The Mo'Nique Show' because of ratings. Z - list guest line ups, discussion and redundant q&a, anyone?


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Now, I am almost certain that many people watched Tiger Wood's tribute to Kobe Bryant Friday which brings me to my question...did you buy the bullshit that he was selling?

I know damn well I didn't because it was obvious that he didn't mean a rehearsed motherfucking word that came out of his mouth. Why, you ask? Simply because the bastard said outright that he felt that he was ENTITLED.

People who feel that they are entitled are usually full of it and their unacceptable behavior will only be perpetuated by this attitude.

Elin can rest assure that ain't shit changed unless she make some changes and move the hell on with her life and come to grips that her ass can definitely do better -- at least NOW anyways. However, if she stays, she only increases her chances of catching something of dirty dick status. Just saying.

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Now this is the type of shit that puts black people back 50 years per day! Hell, what the fuck is wrong with young folks today? Do they really want black people as a whole to be back in slavery? Check out this 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' foolishness that some of the up and coming educated black elite, leaders of tomorrow have decided to do in homage of Black History month;courtesy of a Facebook e-vite which encourages guests to arrive negative stereotypes that abolitionists to civil right leaders fought like hell to destroy ...smmfh.

 

Shit, now I am wondering if racist motherfuckers of other races have been  proven right -- maybe the contributions that blacks did should be highlighted only once a year and the shortest month of the year at that..smdh.

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Damn, it has been a week since fashion designer, Alexander McQueen, has passed. However, his fashion label has truly  benefited from his death tremendously. Sales have went up an astronomical 1400%. Here I was thinking that shit was not even possible! Needless mention, Guggi thought the same motherfucking thing -- a clear indicator of how important McQueen's contribution was to the industry.

Yes, supporters were in full motherfucking effect demonstrating, like a Greek/Shakesperean tragedy, that sometimes a man is more profitable or valuable dead than he ever could be ALIVE. Isn't that common of artists? Basquiat, anyone?

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Feb 19, 2010

Uhmmm......WHY?!


I tried not to ask why but shit, I felt compelled to. Perhaps you, the readers, are up to espousing -- as I sure as hell could use an answer...smh.


Why during fashion week, Terrell Owens 'ripped' the fucking runway looking like a rejected member of 80's R&B/Funk band, The Bar - Kays while rocking the latest from Citi Trends? Did he not see BEFOREHAND how effeminate that shit made him look?


Why did Beyonce's sister, Solange, show up dressed like she is the newest recruit for the Taliban/Al Quida?


Why the hell did Pamela Anderson come out in that metallic garbage that looks like the latest on a Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie clearance rack? Why won't she wear something more befitting her age out of respect for her two young and very impressionable sons? How old is this heiffer now? 50?


Why does Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, need to endure a damn 'stand by your man' moment to save his image later today? Is it really her fault that this motherfucker couldn't practice fidelity and therefore, keep his dick in his pants?


Why in the hell did Amy Winehouse decide to RE-MARRY the shit bag she divorced, Blake? Did she forget that this is the same bastard who put her ass in the drug induced haze and other abusive predicaments that she fought tooth and nail to recover from? Does she really feel as if she cannot do any fucking better than him?


And in 'may God be a white man moment', why is it that Evander Holyfield assess that Dr.Phil will be the 'cure all' for his troubled marriage with his wife, Candi? I thought that that broad headed jack ass said that it was about putting GOD first. So, Dr. Phil is going to fix his domestic violence fuck ups....HOW?


Why are people who can't handle hardships or disappointments feel the need to cause endless suffering to the innocent? Was it really necessary for that bastard to get all kamikazi and crash his plane into the IRS building in Austin, Tx? What the fuck did all those people do to him to end up either dead, injured or not accounted for all because he summed up HIS life as not worth living anymore?


Speaking of the innocent, why the hell must an individual who is trying to improve his circumstances and perhaps build a legacy have his life taken from him before it even really fucking began -- all because his mother's estranged significant other either couldn't handle rejection or too consumed with jealousy to let either move forward in peace simply because, again, he summed up HIS life not worth living anymore?

RIP Rajaan Bennett. Prayers to surviving family in this case as well as those affected by the attack on the Texas IRS building.

There will be a vigil set for Saturday at McEachern High School for the late Mr Bennett. To read more, click here .


In either instance of my inquiries, as they say in the streets, 'gots to do better'..... smdh.

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So when are these bitches in entertainment, in varying degrees of relevancy, going to accredit Lisa Valez of Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam fame as the inspiration of the shaved side head look?


 

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First of all, fuck your excuse, Kevin! Just like the one John Mayer issued out, I shit on it!

As a black woman, of dark complexion; a throw in for this post, I lend support to 'the brothers' who are either trying to or succeeding in doing something POSITIVELY well for themselves the best I can. However, it can be rather fucking hard when some of them, like Kevin Hart, who made it obviously fucking clear that he is color struck, is steadily stabbing most of us in the back for the sake acquiring of a laugh at our expense!

The fuckacity that he posted on Twitter is as follows:



His dark complexioned wife and ever so darker complexioned mother, should be so damn proud.

Being judged unfairly on looks rather than on character is one of the reasons why so many positive, influential 'sistas' are crossing over and finding peace, respect and  appreciation on other fronts. After all, why the hell  stay where you are not fucking wanted or appreciated and prejudged so harshly by lame, ignorant bastards who will drop a dime on your ass for entertainment; a coon related route for acquiring acceptance from other cultures indeed.

Speaking of credit, what are the chances that his barely can keep a job in showbiz ass is living off the overall credit strength of his wife?

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Feb 17, 2010

Did You Know?


The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, has a commercial in the works. She will be campaigning for the candy bar, Snickers!

Maybe there is nothing wrong with this picture but I would have fashioned the icon to have wanted to do a more health conscious campaign such as Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig. No hate -- a check is a motherfucking check!


Matthew Knowles, father of pop icon, Beyonce, is going to be paying a minimum of $9K per month in child support for the child he purportedly fathered with aspiring actress, Alexsandra Wright.

I gather that at his age, his ass assessed that he was going to 'shoot powder'. Talk about one of the importance of wearing a damn condom at ANY age.

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Now, I don't know who the hell actress and film producer, Vivica A. Fox has pissed off but apparently no one was checking for her ass over the NBA All Star Weekend -- AT ALL!

Sister hosted a party to commerate festivities to only have a relatively small turn out that had no damn star power in the mix -- just a  handful of non celebrities sporting the latest in WTF apparel whilst giving her the minimum attention deserving of a celebrity of her caliber.

Did her man, club promoter, Slim have something to do with this epic fail of a turnout? If so, would he/they even admit to it?

You kow that he is suppose to be flying out to Italy with her while she works on a project. Lets see how that turns out. No hate.


Since Pop singer, John Mayer, proved that his dumb ass speaks without thinking recently, he has been offered the opportunity to partake in one of his past time hobbies....writing/scripting porn for the likes of Vivid Entertainment; a media giant in the industry.

Considering that his music career is stalling a bit through his intricate utilization of racial slurs, maybe collecting a check from Vivid could be in order. Bills gotta remain paid somehow.

Wonder will any of his scripts include any of the inter-racial action that he abhors so fucking much should he accept the offer.

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Rihanna may be getting ready to be featured in a martial arts cult classic. The movie, you ask? None other than 'The Last Dragon'. Her acting debut may depict her sheep sounding ass as a dominatrix.

They say that life imitates art but it begs the question of how much motherfucking 'acting' will she have to do to pull this role off?

Sho'Nuff has been confirmed as, you guessed it, the utlimate cuss box himself, Samuel L. Jackson.

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Please don't get angry at rapper, cutthroat businessman, Jay-Z. Shit, he was only telling the fucking truth. Some songs, such as 'We Are The World', should not be touched once previously released -- and just because Quincy Jones is one of the greatest to ever write music doesn't make him immune to the hard to swallow truth.

As a matter of fact, he should know better! To make matters even worse, Mr. Jones affirmed Jay's ever so subtle diss by using entertainers who had no fucking business participating in a cover of said song.

Although the song was to benefit the plight in Haiti, it begs the question of where the shit does Fonzworth Bentley and Kanye West no singing asses fit in?
I have been asking this question upon seeing the premier Saturday and I await on someone to espouse.




Now as for his wife, go ahead and nail her ass to the nearest copy right infringement cross! 

Yes, Sultry singer, Beyonce has embarked upon another damn lawsuit! And again, it is over fashion and design seen in her music video, 'Video Phone'.


The design in question by Bulgarian designer, Iskren Lozanov, is shown on the right. This week, the 7th Civil Chamber of the Landgericht Munich upheld an ex parte injunction barring Sony from distributing the video clip in Germany.

Triumph argued Beyonce was wearing an unauthorized reproduction of the Iskren Lozanov design. Sony countered that both designs were inspired by Picasso, but otherwise, there were few similarities -- namely the slips, in particular, were wholly different. The judge disagreed citing the obvious: the Lozanov design was highly original and enjoyed a wide scope of protection, and was therefore infringed by the underwear worn by Beyonce.

Damn, Beyonce this year really doesn't seem to be panning out well for you! Maybe it has a lot to do with your earlier treatment of fellow artists -- including former Destiny's Child bandmates. 

It doesn't matter if one is rich but I have yet to come across anyone who has fucking money setting aside just to pay off lawsuits as they arise. No wonder her ass can't take a break from the business. Talk about the importance of practicing good business ethics and making your own shit...smdh.



On a rosey note, the singer describes her new fragrance as being just as complicated as she is. Do you find the description laughable at best?


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It's a damn shame that it took their child to be well into grade school prior to making things official. Hell, it is not like they could say they couldn't afford it ...smdh.

Yes, media personality, Lala Valazquez and NBA athlete,Carmelo Anthony has finally confirmed a date to tie the knot -- July 17, 2010. So save the date as it about damn time!


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Sometimes you just have to rank people, of the fairer gender, as broads. The question of respect is thrown out the window like caution to the wind. Why? Simply because some of them just don't behave like women and therefore fail to carry themselves *in my She'Nay Nay voice* az lay-deez -- okay.

This is especially true when they make it their damn business to  lose or jeopardize their respect because they are exceptionally lonely. When this happens, best believe that thirsty and thusty will raise their ugly heads.Yes, you read it correctly, thusty; a step just south of being thirsty.

Thirsty equates to the Cassies of the world *even if married*; broads who say they at least have a motherfucking man because it comes with substantical benefits;their damn bills are being paid, a substantial amount of money is wired to their accounts, some fame, shopping sprees and trips are being expensed by the men as compensation for tolerating their illicit,bullshit behavior--even a few ass whippings to validate his lack of responsibility as husband and head of household.


Unfortunately, thusty doesn't guarantee the distinct honor simply because this category normally reeks of bastards who are piss po broke and won't amount to shit even if life and limb depends on otherwise.

However, the usually successful broads just don't give a damn because it is overly motherfucking important for them to say that at least they, too, got a man; which brings me to my point: just when one thought that he/she was praising a class act -- including the up and coming that may need some cultivating, on her accomplishments or overcoming feets defying the odds against her in her chosen fields of success, that damn broad makes you hang your fucking head in epic shame by introducing everyone in the world to the latest in thust -- fresh out of prison to exchange the brass ring for gold to shamelessly ho'ing for higher income bracket meal ticket because the one he has is no longer sufficient.


Again, this is about respect. And in addition to respect, happiness and peace with one's self and knowing thyself and completely appreciating self worth in order to not settle for anything just to say you have someone who is obviously not even deserving of you and in some cases, vice-a-verse.

So, isn't that better than risk being some man's personal jack ass all because you want to say at least you have a man?


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Kobe declined on hosting an adult entertainment party for club, Basy aka Purgurtory during the NBA All Stars Weekend celebration. Owner-Management was PISSED since the NBA baller's presence was counted on for revenue!

Neither Bryant, agent, publicist, etc could be reached for comments. Albeit the case, apparently this motherfucker learned something from that Colorado incident after all.

Image saved from another sex scandal? Indeed.

His Count Chocula looking wife, Vanessa, should be so proud.

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This is dedicated to the motherfuckers who just drill with neither hesitation or protection......

German pop star, Nadja Benaissa, has been charged with 'causing bodily harm' after one of her former lovers tested positive for HIV.

As some of you may recall, last year Benaissa was arrested and jailed after it was discovered she had  unprotected sex with three men without disclosing her HIV positive status. At the time her lawyer argued she should 'enjoy the presumption of innocence' because there was no proof she had passed the virus to any of  her lovers, and Nadja was released after ten days in jail.

Well, I gather that her fucking lawyer is kicking his on ass right now because one of  her lovers, since then, has tested HIV positive and now she has been formally charged.

A spokesperson for the prosecutor says, 'She was well aware that any unprotected sexual contact can lead to the virus being passed on.'

So, if convicted, this bitch faces up to 10 years in prison.

Now, gentleman, a word to the wise to you: there is no pussy worth dying over. So be careful and keep a condom ON you at all times; for possibly experiencing shit like this is not even worth it.

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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone...celebrators and non celebrators alike!