Get It Together Or I'll Shoot!

To those of you who may be contemplating working with a celebrity, make sure that Rihanna sure as hell isn't one of them. Why, you ask? Simply put, the broad may 'jip' your ass in the process.

This time, her willingness to exercise foul business practices has gotten her ass in the middle of a damn lawsuit.

The singer has not paid her personal trainer, Cindy Percival, roughly the $30K she owes for keeping her in shape or excellent physical condition. Yes, that's right nay sayers, Rih Rih had a trainer to keep that fine ass body of hers tight!

Unfortunately, if she doesn't come up with the payment for services soon, Percival may feel compelled to Chris Brown her *kidding*. Would it be just due? According to some, possibly.

A fit piece of advice to the Rihannamites of the world, it is only fair practice to pay for services rendered. There is no blessing in jeopardizing a man's livelihood for the sake of motherfucking vanity.

Oh and by the way, for you Illuminati theorists/experts, she will be featured in a DVD called 'The Demonic Possession of Jay - Z and Rihanna'.

Rihanna may be getting ready to be featured in a martial arts cult classic. The movie, you ask? None other than 'The Last Dragon'. Her acting debut may depict her sheep sounding ass as a dominatrix.

They say that life imitates art but it begs the question of how much motherfucking 'acting' will she have to do to pull this role off?

Sho'Nuff has been confirmed as, you guessed it, the utlimate cuss box himself, Samuel L. Jackson.

Discuss.

Rihanna is pulling a bitch ass move! She is blaming Chris Brown for the downfall of her previous album, Rated R, success. The singer's album barely moved roughly 600K units upon release.

Regardless of what her issue was with the fellow singer, all she has to do is take a long, hard look at the woman in the mirror and she will discover that the album's flop was squarely due to her own fucking decisiveness and lack of real talent....*sheep sounding motherfucker--smh*.


Speaking of shitless music, I am not certain if most of you have heard of a disk jockey named DJ Drama but he has released or leaked a track that is supposed to be from the rapper, The Game, mixtape artistically called 'Pussy Fighting'. The track features the less than half ass talent of both Ray - J and Niki Minaj and all I can say is that the song is sheer fuckacity at its finest!

I am convinced that the artistry in music has now officially been destroyed....and passengers wonder why the hell I travel about with the radio turned off. I can't afford to let bullshit permeate my brain and rival my independent way of thinking....but that is another story.

Take a listen by just clicking here on the title .... 'Pussy Fighting'.

Discuss.

Adam Lambert was on Oprah! The glam rock singer and one of the latest winners of American Idol, voiced his opinion of Simon Cowell's contribution to the American Idol show while simultaneously plugging his album, For Your Entertainment -- the nature of his Oprah debut after having his ass royally handed to him courtesy of the FCC. Lambert goes as far as stating that Cowell will be missed on the show simply because of his straight forward approach in defining or determining real talent over the piles of non talent. He further adds that the A.I judge's brutish honesty is something that will be greatly missed by both audience and contestants alike. However, he feels that incorporating Ellen Degeneres, for ratings, to the official line up, will serve as a great distraction from Cowell's departure.



Today, Oprah will have Rihanna as a guest on her show. Fortunately, it will not be to discuss her bullshit relationships with former beau, singer, Chris Brown or current fuck piece, MLB slugger, Matt Kemp.The singer will be on the show to raise awareness to the current state of Haiti. And yes, she will attempt to shrill, uhm, sing. The song you ask? Bob Marley's, Redemption Song. Others slated to appear are Maxwell and Wyclef Jean. Count on Wyclef to further explain his shady ass charity -- utilizing Halle Berry tactics; i.e on cue crying and shit.

Speaking of Haiti, celebrities have come together and accumulated a total of $5 million in aid relief for the third world country in a span of 2 days. Im-fucking-pressive! Perhaps inspired into action by Rosie O'Donnell who happen to have made it clear that celebs talk a good game but they don't contribute. Way to call 'em Rosie!

Unfortunately, in the United States, Los Angeles, California has been flood battered due to a tornado that ravaged the city -- similar to New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. Will there be aid for any displaced individuals or will they be subjected to the same hardships as the residents of New Orleans and Detroit who experienced the same thing just last month?

Discuss.

 The pot is sure as hell calling the kettle black on this one!

Rhianna interviews with W magazine and discussed her relationship with fellow singer, Chris Brown. Rhianna  says that in the relationship, Brown had control and insecurity issues that just escalated into the fateful night where he physically assaulted her.

Here is how she puts it: “When people are insecure, they become very controlling and they can get very aggressive and in turn abusive. It doesn’t have to be physical. Like, they would say bad stuff to you to make you feel lesser than them, just so they would have control in the relationship. It takes a big toll on your emotions and on your everyday life. It changes you.”

When asked if she is trying to destroy Brown's career, she states: “At first, I completely shut down. But now I feel like this happened to me so I could be a voice for young girls who are going through what I went through and don’t know how to talk about it. It’s not about Chris, about hurting him or sabotaging his career. I don’t care about that part of it.”

I have a tall glass of 'Ho Have a Seat' right here waiting on Rhianna. As I recall, pictures and body language speaks volumes. I cannot recall too many damn pictures that I have seen of them together in which she was not practically either choking or pulling on the the young man. In addition, most of the photos I have seen shown him looking rather unhappy whereas she was happy if not seemingly content. Needless mention, his smiles looked forced whereas hers looked ever so natural. So, therefore, the control and insecurity issues and ABUSE obviously went both ways than one.

And as for as the career being jeopardized, she may have had a helping dose of cleaning about her own home before trying to check somewhere else because her record sales did far worse than his due to her 'seek and destroy mission' earlier.

However, what it really boils down to is that there is the possibility that Brown will be either releasing or leaking a sex tape that could embarrass the shit out of her in epic proportions. After all, there were the leaking of nude pics of 'Rhi Rhi' released not too long ago. So the certainty of a sex tape could not be ruled completely out of the question.

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