What in the ghetto 'Kung Fu Panda' hell is this fashion fuckacity? Sad thing about it is the very notion that this motherfucker more than likely thinks he looks 'fresh'.
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What in the ghetto 'Kung Fu Panda' hell is this fashion fuckacity? Sad thing about it is the very notion that this motherfucker more than likely thinks he looks 'fresh'.
Discuss.
Normally, I don't update over the course of the weekend but white people have been JUICILY motherfucking busy! Do you hear me?! So lets espouse on some of their come ups to fuck ups for the weekend round up, shall we?
Oh hell yeah! Team Kate all the damn way! Kate Gosslin is definitely on the come up since she dropped her dead weight man CHILD ex husband, John. She has improved with not only a new look but a new attitude to go along with it. Why isn't she looking so stressed anymore, you ask? The former Mrs. Gosslin learned to let shit go to pursue other endeavors that will pay off well. For example, a new show and much more media attention than what John could ever fucking dream of.
Also, Kate will be on this season's Dancing With The Stars. The mother of eight stated, during an interview, that she plans on keeping her ensemble very classy rather than provocatively revealing for the show out of respect for the fact that she has kids. HELLO, paging Pamela Anderson -- for starters.
Since everyone in Hollywood is speculating who the hell actor, Gerard Butler, will have on his arm for the Oscars this Sunday night, we do know that Queen Latifah aka Dana Owens will be one of the presenters. Be on the lookout for her life partner, celebrity fitness trainer, Jennette.
In a case of 'good luck with that', NFL athlete, Big Ben Roethlisberger, has decided to file a damn lawsuit against the Nevada woman who accused him of rape/sexual assault in 2008. Why I say good luck with that, you ask? Well, shit, the motherfucker has just been accused and currently facing charges of committing the same damn crime as of late in Milledgeville, Georgia.
For those of you who don't know, Milledgeville is a small town just east of Macon, Georgia. By the way, Roethlisberger has a home in the sleepy town and is therefore a part time resident there in the off season. Did you know that? My ass didn't either.
Speaking of off season, somebody pass this motherfucker a note!
Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo plays recreational soccer during the same time and the Cowboys don't give a fuck although they are in a damn near $100M agreement with his ass. Why, you ask? The team is a shit and a handshake away at being tired of him and may be looking for a way to get rid of his ass ANYWAY! Can someone say, hire a seething with envy player *on the opposite rec team, for example* to severely break one of Romo's legs to get him officially removed from the Cowboys team?
C'mon, Romo, get a fucking clue! You bust a leg, under any circumstance, engaging in your past time, your pro football career stand a high chance of being over.
Former Playboy playmate, Kendra Wilkins, was subtle in letting the damn cat out the bag on her happiness as the wife of NFL athlete, Hank Baskett and mother of his child. In short, the broad was doing her own damage control by feigning happiness which she alluded to by saying that she has been fairly depressed since giving birth and really haven't been taking care of herself as she has been giving the media the impression she has. For example, Wilkins has admitted that she is no longer hygenically inclined as she once was prior to the marriage and child and a lot of people are speculating, due to her actions, that she is no longer thrilled by her choice in mate as shit is no longer quite how she would have expected.
The reason being, you ask? Again, simply put, without honing in on the speculation or impression that the former bunny now feels as if she did marry the 'wrong black man', she may have come to the realization that she was marrying as a bargain that obviously backfired -- fuck the love and the convenience considering that she didn't think that she would ever have to trade the 'fun in the sun' atmosphere totally to have her ass end up in Indianapolis. Hell, Philly sufficed -- at least according to her. Talk about getting what you thought you wanted only to find out that it really wasn't *smdh*.
This conclude the weekend round up.
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How many fucking Spider Man movies can one make? What other arch nemesis is there for him to do battle with? Stan Lee, I'm going to need your ass to stop this shit already! It has been ran through the ground -- maybe that is why Toby Mcguire left it alone.
Anyway, here is the new Spider Man, Twilight star, Robert Pattinson. Yes, Pattinson has officially secured the role of Spider Man for the upcoming projects.
I just have to ask: what ever happened to finding someone to fill out the Spider Man costume *not that Tobe Mcquire did it any justice? Flat ass and no contours what so damn ever *smdh*.
Chad
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Singing sensation, Jennifer Hudson is probably expecting again. This probability not long after having given birth to son, David Ortunga II, with FIANCE, not husband, David Ortunga aka Punk aka Alexander Davenport (wrestling stage name in the Florida circuit).
Feel free to take the keys out of the ignition before I put the car in drive and pull off from the curb because I am about to go in...gingerly.........
Although a shotgun wedding at best, at least Wilkinson was married prior to the birth of her son whereas J-Hud was clearly not. We did place Ms. Hudson's circumstance on the tragedy that happened to her last year but time has marched on and still Ortunga hasn't made things official. Why the hell not? Is it because he is still chasing that professional wrestler dream of his because he want fans, fanfare, spotlight, media coverage and branding much like those of WWE fame to feel equal to his 'baby momma'? Because I am really not understanding why a successful Harvard law graduate with a book chocked full with happy clients would make such a drastic change in career profession.
Hell, when Baskett was dropped by the Eagles, he kept it pushing until he was picked up by the Colts; another team within his profession -- not a career transition; especially into something that would require years of grass root cultivation and a dramatic decrease in income.
Maybe I'm missing something in comparing these two men in regards to their professions and ability to successfully provide for their new and young families. But I would have to wonder if Ms. Hudson is a victim to the age old 'okey doke'. You know, the 'shacking up - baby out of wedlock - and the overall backbone/head of the house - because I was fooled by a man who I thought had his shit together - but he was only preying on me and my dreams to become a wife to someone with priorities and accomplishments much like my own if not more advanced' trick because that Wilkinson girl damn near had her game A-1 proper.
However, in either case, these ladies may want to reconsider the child count because ain't shit forever.
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