Get It Together Or I'll Shoot!

Uber fit singer, Mel B wants to have more children. Two more to be exact!

If this is in fact the case, maybe she should look into adopting. As we all know, there are a plethora of children in the US and now Haiti that are looking for and are deserving of good homes.

Shit, it sure as hell will take drama out of incurring future paternity issues!

Discuss.

Successful, powerful and recently married Atlanta attorney, Phaedra Parks, can now add reality television celebrity to her ever growing list of titles!

She is the newest to be added to the reality show, Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Although the show's title is alone is annoyingly ass backwards or literally doesn't fucking apply when it comes to the southern belles edition, maybe Ms. Parks will be able to give the show the much needed class that it has been missing since Season 1.



D-List actress and celebrity, Lisa-Raye and R&B singer, Toni Braxton are slated to have reality shows of their own.

Lisa-Raye's show, Lisa-Raye:The Real McCoy, will appear courtesy of TV1 whereas Ms. Braxton's, Braxton: Family Values, will appear on the Bravo Channel. No word as to release date yet but may be somewhat interesting to watch considering the latest around their careers, failed marriages and purported romances that followed.


Although a tad off topic but yet still relevance to being married, failed marriages, housewife, etc, I'm to mad at this bitch right here! Elin has decided to return home to Tiger Woods to save her marriage.

Damn, she went through teaching this motherfucker a valuable lesson only to drop the ball shortly thereafter.

This stand by your man, turning a blind eye bullshit has got to stop as it is teaching young girls to devalue themselves just to hold on to men who have proven that they aren't about shit in pulling the long haul -- her daughter included.

It's not about the money ladies but the respect. If you don't take shit else with you from this post, please remember that!

Discuss.

Sultry looking singer, Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to get it through their motherfucking heads that she is not going no - damn - where.

This includes taking a break from the business let alone going to jail for violating business laws relevant to that trifling ass looking clothing line of hers. She will pay that chump change and everything will be back to fucking business as usual.

So, according to her, we should all carry the fuck on!

Discuss.

I try like hell to give all men in the fashion, modeling industry the benefit of a doubt when it comes to sexual orientation but some how, some way, they all ways prove my point -- smh.

Top male model, Nick Snider,  is facing criminal charges after allegedly offering to give head  to Arkansas cops in return for his release following an arrest for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. Snider was busted after causing a disturbance at a female friend's home in Batesville, AK.

According to an Independence County Sheriff's Department report, when deputies approached the intoxicated young man, he stated, 'I am a very famous model'. As Snider was being transported in a patrol car to the county jail, he "kept trying to get me to stop the car and let him go," reported Deputy Brian Luetschwager. "Mr. Snider stated to me, 'If you stop I'll  suck your dick and balls if you let me go.'"

Snider, pictured in the below mug shot, allegedly repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where the model "also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments." After declining the barter deal, deputies lodged an additional charge against Snider, this one for illegally attempting to influence a public servant.

He pleaded not guilty yesterday to the three misdemeanor counts during an appearance in Independence County District Court.

I ask, what the fuck was he thinking? Didn't he know that sucking dick isn't what it use to be? Damn shame...smmfh

Discuss.

Now, I know that everyone desires to have a good time or some fun ever so often but I just got to ask, when did devout Christians start going to the club?

Well, that was where this lovely couple was during Super Bowl festivities. Deon and his wife, Pilar, were at LIV nightclub and if you ever been to that club, you know how IT GOES DOWN.

So much for that 'Holier Than Thou' shit that has been pumped courtesy of TBN. I knew I didn't buy into the ham that 'religious network' was selling. Symphony1916, I owe you an apology....smh

*picture appears courtesy of Sandra Rose*

Now, I recall not too long ago when Warren Sapp was asked if he would go into the MMA fighting ring to take on any of the heavy weights there, the former NFLer stated, and I fucking quote, 'no not me, I have taken my claws out. I'm a teddy bear now'. This statement begs the question of how could a man with no history of violence towards women now be arrested, charged, etc for it?

Over the Super Bowl weekend, that is exactly what happened. According to his girlfriend, or side piece *cough*, Sapp had beaten her upon her resisting to leave his hotel room upon being invited to stay over simply because he had 'company' coming over. He may be out of a job until this shit clears as his NFL employer investigates this matter further.

All in all, this is a cautionary tale of be weary of the caliber of the people, in this case, women, you associate yourself with as most tend not to be worth a damn to begin with. Everything that you have ever worked for could be lost because of their influence on your actions. Ask yourself, is it even worth it? I know to 'Big Sapp' this shit sure isn't.

Discuss.

Leave it to me to try to find the very best picture of a motherfucker as possible -- smh.

Rapper Lil' Wayne will be headed to prison to begin serving his sentence on gun charges this month but rest assure that he will not be serving full time. TI, anyone?

The things that people do that land them in jail is not as bad as the punk ass tactics some of them do to get out early but in either case, neither was really worth it. Some of you know what I mean.

Discuss.

Yesterday  I had talked about two reality shows VH-1 has coming down its pipeline.

One of the reality shows I mentioned was one surrounding R&B singer, Brandy. The show will include her immediate family and is called 'Brandy and Ray - J: Family Business' and again, it is scheduled for April, one month after Pop singer, Jessica Simpson's, 'The Price of Beauty' as earlier mentioned.


Let's take a closer look at Brandy's eyebrows. Fucked up much? This looks like the work of one those 'Eye Brow Specialists' at Cleopatra's Hair Salon in the Atlanta area. This salon has some notoriety in unhappy customers in relevance to the brow jobs they recieve.....the audacity to hide the fuck ups with brow make up..smh.


Fellow R&B singer, Mary J Blige wants to try her singing chops on her rendition of legendary group, Led Zepplin's Stairway To Heaven.

In case you don't know who Led Zepplin is, let me brief you. The group of  60's - 70's fame with hits ranging from 'Dancing Days', 'No Quarter' to the ever popular and most sampled 'Cashmere'. In addition, the group were also devoted followers of Aliester Crowley's satanic teachings. Rumors still circulate that they incorporated rituals during some of their earlier concerts before unsuspected audiences.

It is also speculated that the Hip Hop Queen of Soul may want to do a special music project with the group's lead singer, Robert Plant, if he is up to it. Maybe they will do his hit, Big Log.

Somebody reading this may wonder how do I know this shit. LMAO.


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Rapper, Eminem wants every motherfucking blog out there, which may include Mediatakeout.com, who reported or insinuated that he and his ex - wife are fucking again and that since they are, she is pregnant to know that that shit is far from being true.

Think about, we are talking about a man who has songs about gruesomely murdering the damn woman several times over. Therefore the thought of lying with the woman AGAIN after whatever hell she put him through *or felt as if she did at no fault of his own* during the course of their marriage is just as much a blasphemy of his actually stomaching doing it.

To the most popular blogs out there, I have four small hood words for yah.....git yo' shits together on reporting on this dude ever a-damn-gain!