Get It Together Or I'll Shoot!

Have mercy! How about there is another 'Bible Thumper' and his name is Shawn Stockmon. You may know him better as the uglier motherfucker from the group, Boyz II Men. SMH.

Stockmon and his wife, Sharhonda Jones, has been married roughly 10 years and he has been keeping tabs on multiple women throughout the marriage including his main bottom bitch, Avonte Cherie, whose been there since his marriage's beginning. Here's a picture of her -- all dolled up and shit.



You know what, I'm going to call it like I see it. The dude was delving in the Black Arts to manage and control these women in addition to promising to leave home. How the fuck else is he going to be able to keep multiple women grounded for such an extensive amount of time? Think about it, a woman, especially a good looking woman no matter where the hell she resides, will get REAL TIRED of a man if his deals of grandeur don't manifest in a certain amount of time. Needless mention, ain't coughing up any money for her time. Love is great but it sure don't pay the bills; which brings me to this, that Boyz II Men money is not long money.  Why the hell you think that Wanye was hanging on to Brandy's tired looking ass a few years ago until her mom saw through that shit his ass was trying to pull and gave him walking papers? I mean, he really had the girl's mind on 'the vapors' but back to the story....

The 90's R&B singer and former boy band member, used religion to keep the harem in 'brain wash' check and as a means to make certain that he is the only one anointing or purifying pussy throughout the continental US for the sake of religion -- his anyway which includes a spiritual marriage between him and all of them. Where does he find the time? and where does he and how does he find the women, you ask? The same places as do most musicians and entertainers -- backstage waiting. Yeah, the group still put on shows and there are few solo projects they had too.

Meanwhile, Avonte Cherie, whose now a model, broke things off when she had learned of several other women that he was seeing or spiritually married up to. Who the shit is she thinking she is fooling? She knew damn well that she was a part of the harem line up for roughly 10 years at that. Silly heffa or a fellow rooted/witchcraft victim at best!

Ladies, one more time, stay away from those men with a Bible under their arm because 90% of them carry mischief and deceit in their hearts. These type of men are looking for a woman or a series of women to prey on either for validation or for survival. Just warning you!

Well, a few days ago, I managed to get a buzz going about Mary's business ventures in addition to her album release, 'Stronger With Every Tear'. However, what really got the phone off the hook was when I had made the slick remark of 'what does KenDU DO anyway' because the next thing I know, tension consumed the two usually loving couple's body language. Later, there was the slight altercation in night club between the two.
Evidently, since then, Mary has recanted her role in the physical outburst and it may be due to some sort of hold that Kendu has on her.

Upon doing a little listening to credible resources, aside from myself, I found out what her husband, KenDU Does. He actually uses the Holy Bible as a weapon against the singer. To hold her as prey until she is too weak to fight back, you ask? Of course!

Here is what some of you may not know about The Bible, it can be used as a tool to perform EVIL just as much as it can for good through the use of certain verses and scriptures and have been very instrumental in a lot of rootwork or witchcraft/satanic rituals. How else to explain how the usual strong willed woman like Mary to do something very unnatural such as permit, without question, the co-habitation of or the moving in of his extended family, while successfully cutting her off from hers, into HER house -- including his EX-WIFE? Yep, I said it, his ex-mutherfucking wife is coming to live in the very house that The MJB purchased as the head of household to her ready made family. I mean, damn, it's bad enough that she has HIS ASS in her home with SEVERAL of HIS UNRULY CHILDREN already there but the ex-wife is coming in too? Sheee-yit! The hell a motherfucking say!

Ladies, like I said before, don't rush or be rushed into things with any man because if you do, you may end up in situations that you may soon regret. So quell it before it happens by taking YOUR DAMN TIME!
One more thing, be weary of those 'Bible Thumpers'; men who can site scripture,use the word of God either in vain for their own devices.

I knew there was a reason why I don't get romantically involved with men who are/were recording artists but I could never put my finger on it -- until now. Those motherfuckers are bonafied, indiscriminate abusers!

R&B singer/producer, Teddy Riley has been charged with battery. Although I have heard on numerous occasions that Riley has a penchant for violence against women just like his former fellow band mate, Aaron Hall, but not ever had I thought that he would put beat the hell out of his own daughters -- who are adults by the way. He even went as far as threatening to kill the two young women with the aid of a guitar hero console.

I gather the industry has really taken a toll on the mindset of the men involved so much that they can mentally disassociate their female relatives as relatives to outside women of interests. For those who are in the industry, you know what I'm talking about in regards to the disassociation. How else could his unacceptable behavior be psychologically explained?

With that in mind, I'm sure the jack ass had his girls to call him Theodore instead of dad while they took those beatings much like Janet and her sisters referred to their dad as Joseph during his 'episodes'; another story all within itself. Who knows for how long this has been going on prior to them reporting him to the authorities. They are due in court next month.

I don't know which is worst for women nowadays: being pummeled by their fathers or having their significant others to do the honors. SMH

In retrospect, it really doesn't matter who the abuser is, it is still wrong. Ladies, regardless of your age,  if you are being abused by either of your parents or mate, seek help and don't be afraid to leave! Your life may be riding on it.

Lets cut through the bullshit so that I can give it to you straight...okay?
One of the real reasons why black women, successful ones anyway, aren't married are because most of them are trying to keep it real at all costs. What I mean by keeping it real? Well, let me tell you......gingerly.

Most of these black women have a tendency to be blinded by wanting a black man or not wanting to hurt those motherfuckers' feelings by looking elsewhere for love, respect and the courtship they truly deserve. So they fucking settle to say that they have a black man -- any old piece of shit will do. That is why some of them are usually stuck with dating well below them; a bottom of the barrel of sorts, if you will because after awhile, they have come to the terms of accepting they can make this shit of a man something great.

Desperation to make it to the alter or seal a commitment has most black women, 'of high caliber', utilizing an uncanny inclusion of dating black men who are below them in standards. These men can't match them in contribution at all and are more like red headed step children deserving of little respect in the long haul of the relationship. Yes,  sometimes,  a sista's willingness in 'keeping it real' can go absolutely wrong because these same women, usually successful, end up with black men leeching for the sake of a free ride totally on their overall expense.

Sure, there are equally successful black men out there but they have long opened their options that includes marrying up to women of other racial backgrounds, even if those women are worthless aside from sucking dick from sunrise to sunset, and therefore excluding the available successful black women who can match them in contribution and overall partnering. However, when some of the same black men marry black women, they usually opt for the women who have nothing going for themselves in addition to having children by up to several different men for him to provide for. So, I digress.

My only advice for black women, in this situation, is to start treating their dating habits like a Merrill Lynch portfolio and DIVERSI-DAMN-FY. Date outside your fucking race, ladies! You may be surprised at the happiness that awaits you in addition to the the marriage that has been evading you with 'the brothers' for a long as time. Just saying. Here is a clip of some 'dressed up reasons' why the described women are not married....and then they have the thirst to accept advice from the hypocrite, Steve Harvey himself.

Cartoonist/Writer, Aaron McGruder tweeted that he finally got an air date for his show, "The Boondocks". According to a tweet that he left, episodes for Season 3 airing may be on the Cartoon Network's, Adult Swim, by March 2010.

I'll admit, I liked watching the show simply because it covered controversial matters just as much as it did the stereotypical and non stereotypical views. In addition, it lent a voice to the REAL issues that affect people at large;including those who feel as if they are powerless to influence change on a worthwhile cause -- and it was a damn cartoon. Now, how many shows do you know are like that?

Take a look at the promotional clip. There is no certainty of whether or not if this clip aired on the network yet....but here it is.

Actress, mother, MASOCHIST and bi-polar behaving, Angelina Jolie has beat out a bevy of wanna be beauties for the pristine honor of being the sexiest woman of the year. I gather being a couple of cards short a full deck is sexy after all.

Not saying that she is unattractive although she has been looking a lot like the crypt keeper lately which took me awhile to find a good picture of her but I must ask: who judge this shit? warped motherfuckers with no real sense of values? or the dumb asses who really believe that 'crazy pussy' is the best there is?

I'll sit back and wait for your response.

Nicholas Cage is having experiencing another monetary setback. He has been reported as having lapsed on paying back a $2 million loan to an unnamed investment firm.

It is not mentioned when the damn loan was taken out so it can't be determined if it was before the A-list actor took a hit from the IRS for practically the same thing earlier this year or after but one thing is for certain, this bastard doesn't believe in paying his bills.

Who may be taking care of his financial mishaps in the very near future? Probably YOUR ASS and others like you if you are one of the men at the bottom of the totem pole. Therefore, as fast as you can make money, count on it being taken just as fast some way, some how.

I gather that celebrities just like other wealthy people will never be responsible while there are always 'the little people's' necks to calculatingly step on. Don't get me wrong, it is not so much that celebrities can't pay their bills or owe up to their financial responsibilities, they just choose not to.

I refuse to put a motherfucking mugshot of this ever so pristine gentleman on my site. As I had said, I like to remember people the way they were -- and in his case, any time before a damn mugshot. So, here is, as any picture that is not his mugshot,  a beyond average picture of our man, Chuck who makes it clear that when it comes down to women's feelings, emotions and physical well being, he really doesn't give a fuck.

Charlie Sheen was arrested on Christmas morning for whipping up on his wife's, Brooke Mueller, ass once again! Apparently, his (probable soon to be former) wife of two years didn't get the memo about not only this man's philandering ways but his penchant for violence. This is not the first time that Sheen has went 'whoops up side' any woman's head either as some sort of paid kink play or because he was in one of his previously well documented volatile moods. Unfortunately, most never heard anything about his weilding a knife on his victim..until now.

Since the incident, that spoiled his wife's Christmas, the A-list silver screen turned television actor, has posted bail and has headed home -- to tighten up on that ass again, perhaps?

Ladies, ladies, ladies....I have said it once, I will say it again: stop trying to play Captain Change a Man. If no woman, including his mother, has managed to convince him that being an abusive man is wrong, no woman will. This is something that he must want to do for himself. Not even Bubba in cell block 10 can change his attitude but he sure as hell can perpetuate it. Upon the first sign, of abuse, ladies, get your shit and gets ta stepping. It doesn't matter how oppulent a lifestyle the abuser can afford you. Nothing worse than seeing a woman sporting dark shades in a place of business all because her man decided to hand her ass to her hours before. But I guess when a man apologize with access granted to his Black Card to excuse his going Floyd Mayweather on her makes it all better. SMH

Supposedly Elin was contemplating whether or not to leave or remain in marriage to Tiger Woods. I gather simply because she wasn't THAT certain if things would work out in her favor and she would absolutely be at a loss in remaining in the lavish lifestyle that she had grown accustomed to -- as a rich man's wife and not his nanny.

Fortunately, someone gave the young woman a stiff one to the ass that made her realize that staying doesn't guarantee any long term marital improvements. Having 82 year old,high profile celebrity divorce attorney, Sorrell Trobe, may have had a lot on making her 'relevant worries' go away. Yes, Elin somehow managed to muster up the income to afford Trobe's services. How do you ask? Well, let me put it to you this way, re-read the sentence that starts with 'Fortunately' because influential people 'have ways'; especially when they are on the Hell bent path to making a crystal clear modern day punishment, er, statement to any cheating spouse. With the aid of Sorrell 'The Enforcer' Trobe, I'm doubly sure that the almighty Tiger wish he was more home oriented so that this shit wouldn't have happened in the first place.

In case you didn't know, Trobe, with his damn near George W. Bush looking ass,  has a reputation of getting it done and boast of an infallible record of wins in the very high 7 figures for his clients. To date, there has been NO client unhappy with his services. Therefore, Elin doesn't have anything to worry about with this old head leading the charge in her divorce proceedings because she will indeed come out a winner.

As I had said before, if you are going to step out on your spouse, make certain that it is with someone who stands to lose just as much as you do. Furthermore, know something about your spouse's background, family and cultural orientation rather than be caught up in the ignorace of fascination. Tiger, your black card will be issued shortly.

Money,by the millions,come naturally!
Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law, brought in an impressive $24.8 million on Friday, beating out the numbers for Avatar, which only earned $23.5 million Christmas day.

Interesting feat considering that Mr. Ritchie hasn't had a decent movie since or before being married to Madonna. Every movie he ever directed were box office shit regardless of how he used his famous wife as a marketing tool. So, in regards to beating out the colossal director of Oscar worthy films, James Cameron, for a day is impressive indeed!

Nevertheless, Cameron can recoup any loss by promoting the movie's video game; which brings me to my question: those of you who have seen the movie, would you purchase or play the video game?

A pair of Georgia eighth graders this week copped to public indecency charges after they engaged in oral sex while a substitute teacher was helping other students at the front of the classroom. The incident, which occurred earlier this month at a public middle school, initially went undetected since 'several students were sitting to block the view of the teacher while the incident occurred'.

According to a Warner Robins Police Department report, a male student asked a female classmate to perform the sex act, and the girl agreed. With her view obstructed, the substitute was unaware of the underage sex occurring a few rows away. As a result, the educator has been bounced from the county's list of approved substitute teachers. However, fellow classmates observed the December 4 encounter and reported it to a Warner Robins Middle School administrator. Though none of the students apparently clued in the substitute teacher about the sex act as it was happening during fourth period.

During a Houston County Juvenile Court hearing this week, the students--whose names are confidential due to their ages--admitted to public indecency and disrupting a public school. As part of the plea, sodomy charges against both students were dropped, and a probation violation count leveled against the boy was dismissed. After being held at a youth detention facility, the girl was released to her parents' custody. The boy, however, remains locked up, according to a law enforcement official.

Parents, you have got to do better with hiding your porn stash away from your children. Stop relying on the school system in raising your children as part of educating them when you should have been better parents your damn self; especially when you want to 'bring the thunder' to the school system when your child is reprimanded for such lascivious behavior -- let alone any other kind. Where the fuck you think they learn this shit?

Do you think that Keisha Chante' can pull it off? can she convince or get viewers more involved in the movie's premier -- should it make a timely release, of course? would you even see it? or did the magic that is Aaliyah dissipate to even care?

Singing sensation, Jennifer Hudson is probably expecting again. This probability not long after having given birth to son, David Ortunga II, with FIANCE, not husband, David Ortunga aka Punk aka Alexander Davenport (wrestling stage name in the Florida circuit).

Meanwhile Playboy Playmate, Kendra Wilkinson and her HUSBAND, Hank Baskett, has recently welcomed their new addition, a son, also named Hank, and are planning to have more children, a total of four, in the future.

Feel free to take the keys out of the ignition before I put the car in drive and pull off from the curb because I am about to go in...gingerly.........

Although a shotgun wedding at best, at least Wilkinson was married prior to the birth of her son whereas J-Hud was clearly not. We did place Ms. Hudson's circumstance on the tragedy that happened to her last year but time has marched on and still Ortunga hasn't made things official. Why the hell not? Is it because he is still chasing that professional wrestler dream of his because he want fans, fanfare, spotlight, media coverage and branding much like those of WWE fame to feel equal to his 'baby momma'? Because I am really not understanding why a successful Harvard law graduate with a book chocked full with happy clients would make such a drastic change in career profession.


Hell, when Baskett was dropped by the Eagles, he kept it pushing until he was picked up by the Colts; another team within his profession -- not a career transition; especially into something that would require years of grass root cultivation and a dramatic decrease in income.


Maybe I'm missing something in comparing these two men in regards to their professions and ability to successfully provide for their new and young families. But I would have to wonder if Ms. Hudson is a victim to the age old 'okey doke'. You know, the 'shacking up - baby out of wedlock  - and the overall backbone/head of the house - because I was fooled by a man who I thought had his shit together - but he was only preying on me and my dreams to become a wife to someone with priorities and accomplishments much like my own if not more advanced' trick because that Wilkinson girl damn near had her game A-1 proper.

However, in either case, these ladies may want to reconsider the child count because ain't shit forever.

Malia Michael does have a nice figure -- no doubt but for some reason, this photo just doesn't present it in a good light. To me, and from my having done this pose myself, and no, I'm not a stripper just limber, it seems that, from her ass up to her right leg extension was cut from one picture and pasted to another photo of her just possibly standing at the pole prior to the pose presented in the pic.

We all know that the finishing touches to most pictures, prior to publication, are in fact doctored, i.e converted into photo shopped images. So, I must ask. Is this a case of photo shop gone wrong?

R&B artist, Mary J. Blige, has a fragrance of her own coming out in January. She calls it My Life which will be available under the signature Carol's Daughter cosmetics line. Blige stated that the fragrance is part of what people know of her via branding; meaning, she's always smelling good. This is one of many ventures that the Hip Hop Queen of Soul has coming out the pipes.

Now, aside from taking care of a man, his responsibilities, his children and letting him ride her coattails until they have become ragged, The MJB has her own shit together. Which reminds me, ladies stop settling just to say you have a man. There is nothing worse than having dick attached to a man who cannot even challenge you in authority, having say on important 'family issues' and all else that a man is supposed to participate in with his wife/woman rather than her carrying the load all by her damn self. What does Mary's husband, KenDU, DO again?

LL Cool J, Snoop, Nas, Jay - Z (who has been 40 at least twice) and a few others whose names evade me at the moment are still rhyming, rapping, releasing albums etc and it makes me wonder why the hell haven't these old birds retired from the game yet. Is it greed? inability to give up youth/the golden years? a bout with insecurity in which the battle lies soley in seeking validity, you know the 'I still got it' in today's industry criteria? or is it that the money isn't as great as it has often been alluded to be?

Something in the milk just doesn't come across as clean because when a man, of a certain age, resort to doing the same things that he did in his youth, which comes across as incredibly childish to a point, one would have to wonder what the fuck is really going on. So I pose the question, should rappers be subjected to an age restriction? If so, what should it be? and how would it affect those who may be 'late in the game'?

They say that Beyonce, 'Christian values' and all, is influencing young girls across the nation and honestly, I cannot refute that. I've seen young girls and young women everywhere be on one ritual like accord in dress, style, chanting passing as singing in addition to the uncanny ability to mimic the sultry singer's gyrates,er dance moves.

Therefore, Master P's young daughter is no exception. Cymphonique, yes, her name is Cymphonique, is one of the young girls who has obviously been bitten by the Beyonce bug/fever and has the swagger to prove it. Check out the clip of her doing her song, Lil' Miss Swagga and contemplate whether or not those 'grown woman raised in the hood' lyrics are appropriate; particularly for a minor.



Cymphonique has secured a deal with Sony as well as a development deal with kid's channel, Nickolodeon.

Considering that Master P has a total of 9 kids, I guess its only fair to put them to work and learn the value of a dollar early on -- but wait! I have to ask, when a child takes on adult oriented priorities, wouldn't it burn him/her out early? or cause some form of resentment when being considered washed up by the time he/she is 18? By the way, when was the last time you all seen Lil' Romeo do something in showbiz?

Someone posted on my site a few days ago and stated that I 'must be one of those blog owners who like to remember people the way they were'. Well, I must admit, I damn sure do. It helps to remember the good times that I had with people or the good that is in some people that I have had the pleasure to meet and in pending cases, will.

So, when I found out, yesterday, that the 8 Mile actress, Britney Murphy, has passed via cardiac arrest, I chose to stick with my 'the way they were'  formula. It is ironic that someone with such a big heart would die from a heart related circumstance.

Twitter was set ablaze with heartfelt condolences from fellow celebs and admirers alike although some were absolutely uncalled for.

2009 has been a relentless year in its claim of many lives. So, if you are not doing so right now, get your shit together! Start living right, remove grudges from your heart, make amends and take care of your health. Speaking of health, kind of makes me wonder what her husband is trying to cover up because according to Perez Hilton and TMZ, he doesn't want an autopsy. What's that all about?

While on his quest to bring back Glam Rock, Adam Lambert, with his skinny Gary Glitter looking ass, made it clear that he is in fact gay but he has no problem with making out, getting it on with women -- if they are attractive. Like we don't have enough confused men walking about *giving women mixed signals*. SMH

Now, I have heard of fucking for tracks/beats just as much as I have fucking for money but fucking for acceptance and making a list of it as if it was one for good Ol' St. Nick's verification for who was 'naughty or nice' is something that I have never thought that I would ever hear about. Maybe it has been around for awhile -- so if it has, excuse the hell out of me for being out of the motherfucking loop.

Well, while I was thinking of something more to post on my site, a friend told me about this kid who was gunning for revenge on his sister who 'set him up' to be grounded by their parents. The set up was not quite clear -- at least to me but it is apparent that he went on a 'snoop and destroy mission' in his sister's bedroom to get the scoop on what was really going on with her. Lo and behold, the kid found a fuck list that his sister had devised consisting of who she was going to do or engage in certain sexual acts with. Check out the list.

This little chicken head broad has a problem that probably started in the home a long ass time ago. Maybe it is a father - daughter relationship that went wrong. Maybe her old man didn't tell her, either because he didn't see this done with his own father as a child, how valuable she is and began cultivating her self worth and self esteem in regards to what is acceptable behavior, the folly of man's underlying agenda, and yes, priorities relevant to self worth affiliated to or with it.

Men, if you have daughters, get your shit together and get on your job and teaching them the pro's and con's so that they will make better or informed decisions as to whom they let in their lives and a solid reason as to why. The lack thereof is the core reason why so many young women are always involved in dysfunctional relationships now. You didn't educate them before the first male/man entered their lives let alone between their motherfucking legs -- which, in this case, should have been closed.

All I can say is that when I was this broad's age, I was not even thinking about shit like this; too damn occupied with making an 'A' in math class -- amongst other subjects. Upon viewing the list, I ask, is this a list of a porn star in the making? or one that would make a porn star proud? Matter of fact, you know what I was doing at her age, what the hell were you doing? Tell the truth and shame the devil -- because it is obvious that he is in overdrive.

Now aside from Lil' Wayne's recent run in with the law across the border for the same reason he will be serving time next year, a real estate agent ran into a slight problem selling the 'legendary' rapper's Florida home. The way the agent puts it, the fucking house STUNK!

There were plans to show the home to an interested buyer in the assumption that Wayne, let alone his crew, would not be in the home at the time of viewing/point of sales. Unfortunately, all was there, including Wayne, during the time of showing and no, the house was not even clean.

According to the said agent, the house was in complete disarray, wreaking of of marijuana and padussy; unclean sex amongst hygienically challenged people. There was even 'an observation' of scantily clothed strippers , um, women parading about and dancing to loud music. An attempt to reschedule the appointment went in vain as the buyer was still interested in at least seeing the home -- in all its unclean glory. Star struck, much?


Under usual circumstances, houses that smell or in poor conditions, no matter the locale or owner, don't sell. Moreover, potential buyers, regardless of income bracket, would be outraged at being subjected to anything unprofessional. So those of you in the business of selling property, take note.

Besides, it didn't work for Kevin Federline aka 'The Pancake Man' when he literally tore a house up not only in value but stench factor prior to being forced to evacuate, due to being served with eviction papers, so why would this be any different?

Following in the footsteps of other celebs, Beyonce now can add signature fragrance to her business resume. The singer has a perfume, HEAT, that will be available February 2010 upsetting her legions, er fans about its release date. They were hoping that the perfume will be available during the course of the holidays.

Now, I gather, since Beyonce is A-list, that this fragrance will be sold in all the top of the line franchises such as Macy's, Barney's, Bloomingdale's etc rather than the Walgreens, Wal-Mart and CVS stores that anyone can find Halle Berry's, Halle.

I guess that Ms. Berry felt that hers would stink and what an accurate assessment by her -- it does. Which brings me to Beyonce's; wonder will hers wreak of near dead flowers and 'unclean peaches' -- much like a few colognes and fragrances that a few celebs, calling no names at this time, have been peddling. 
What say you? would you buy or 'buy' pass?

Whoever thought of the identical twin concept of dressing alike because they look alike needs their ass kicked. For some twins, it has really messed them up for life. Now, I know that many adults think that children and in some cases adults, who are identical twins, should dress accordingly. They should wear the exact same thing every day because to them, it is attractive...appealing even.

However, I never really followed or deemed the trend at all as such -- regardless of a pair of identical twins' age. As a matter of fact, I found it to be rather silly simply because they are like fraternal siblings, or siblings for that matter; different people whose physical beings house different personalities, views and whatever else that can come to anyone's damn mind, from conception to adulthood -- a fact that I have taken into consideration and made sense, via observation, since 4th grade Biology class. The only thing they have in common is that they look a damn like. 

So why dress two different without being physically different, people the same, as children and why the hell some never grow out of this concept as adults? How old are these motherfucker's? 40? ...and they swear they are looking good too. SMH

Here is R&B singer and classically trained pianist, Alicia Keys out shopping with her man, music producer,Swizz Beatz in the accompaniment of another man who we will say is Ms. Keys' bodyguard. Notice how Swizz Beatz is WALKING behind Alicia Keys, his woman, while SHE hangs on to the bodyguard's, meaning another man, arm to keep her balance while crossing the street.
Not that it really matters about the other man's occupation but  when did a man -- a real one at that, stop accepting responsibility and allow another man to show him up LIKE THIS?  I thought that was a 'no-no'.
Is Swizz trying to be cool or macho? Considering that his woman had to hold onto another man's arm to possibly prevent herself from falling, twisting an ankle, etc, was this the right time for Swizz to be sporting this bravado (even at the risk of looking stupid as hell)?

First of all, let me start by saying, 'only in show business' and I knew something wasn't quite right with Shane Sparks but I could never put my finger on it -- until now.
Here's how it goes down, courtesy of Inside Edition, 'The very well-known choreographer judge for shows such as "America's Best Dance Crew" and "So You Think You Can Dance", Shane Sparks, was arrested on a felony warrant.'
The motherfucker was  charged with 8 counts of felony child molestation. As of right now, he is currently being held on $590k bail. Now, that is  a lot of stacks for this debauchery! Makes me wonder how much R. Kelly put out.
According to both MTV News and Inside Edition, the 35 year old was taken into custody at around 8 a.m. Friday on the charges that began as early as the mid 90's. Although there is no report on the victim's age, it is evident that Sparks was clearly an adult at the time the incidences began. MTV had no comment available during press time. Go fucking figure.Could the network be embarrassed?
This is an epic case of whatever evil that one does never goes away. It will follow 'the perp' always and only waits for the right time to reveal itself to the masses. Thus the saying, 'whatever is done in the dark will come to the light'.And oh, how the lights shown on this! Did you see how the paparazzi and news broadcasting cameras was flashing as the cops hauled his ass off to the precinct? I have one word for it  -- BLINDING.
Word to adults who wish to prey on the young and impressionable, do not strip the very young and impressionable of their childhood and force them into compromising positions to suit your very adult urges. Upon engaging in such acts of indecency, you corrupt, demean, debase all that the impressionable stands for;innocence and warp their true sense of self for their lives to come. May I suggest role playing with fellow and consenting adults 'to get off' to avoid incarceration?  I don't think that 'sins of the father' would be something that you would want to welcome because I seriously doubt that you want this to happen to your child no more than any parent who has had it to happen to theirs but hey, what do I know *looking back at the picture of his Chester Cheesing smiling ass*.
Anyway, when you have so much to lose, aside from your freedom, all I can ask is why?!

I am having a 'you are dead ass wrong/what the fuck was he thinking" moment because this young man was obviously on something potent to do what he did that landed him with some jail time.

The young man, pictured above -- please get a good look at him, was arrested for selling drugs and the possession of marijuana and cocaine with the attempt to sell within the proximity of a church. Note the praying hands on the side of his head.

Ain't that some shit?! What the fuck was he thinking?

Singer, Kelis, has finished a chef course at London's Le Cordon Bleu recently. Upon finishing THAT ONE COURSE, the singer has made plans to produce a signature sauce as a business venture.
This is to be just like Kelis -- an odd move considering that most A - Z list celebrity musicians/recording artists have a strong tendency to launch a signature clothing and fragrance line; especially when their album sells are ridiculously low.

Speaking of which, her interest in having a business in signature sauces is right on the heals of the latest divorce development between her and husband, rap artist, Nas in which the two have legally reported, via strong insinuation, that they were actually feigning wealth for the public; both are basically living check to check or hand to mouth -- struggling financially. Therefore, Nas may not be able to make the either agreed to or legally binding monthly spousal/child support reached earlier in the courts or reported. Where's 50 when you need him?

Word to Kelis and women out there, a man's wealth is just a perception to divert your attention away from his character or ability to function responsibly as an overall provider. Therefore, don't be too dependent on a man, no matter how much you perceive real interest to interest of convenience because you may find yourself without a pot to piss in when shit hits the fans. If you started having ventures, a career, etc prior to long term commitment with a man of interest, keep them or it rather than tying yourself in his identity or lack thereof in belief that he will be a constant provider -- at all cost.

To the men reading this post, plan for a future -- for yourselves and whomever you incorporate into it, spouse and offspring rather than spending on materialistic frivolity to impress people because whatever you are doing to earn a living is not deemed as forever. It is all about building a legacy of wealth not poor man riches that society has conditioned you to which brings me to my question: does today's criteria surrounding wealth and black people really make the two strange bedfellows?

Elin Woods, the estranged wife of Tiger, is on the come back trail -- and early on. Elin is in talks with Puma, Nike's arch shoe nemesis, for being their campaign spokeswoman. Puma is based out of Sweden -- which makes this deal rather sweet whereas Nike is based out of the US and is still using Tiger as their campaign spokesman.

But if things go as planned for Puma, Nike will have a serious run for their money, smear campaign and all,  and place Elin on the come up without the further aid of a rich man. Rachel Uchitel, anyone?

Word to Tiger and all others who contemplate playing the field, know something about the person you plan on marrying background and how their culture handle things in regards to family matters. If you don't, you may find yourself holding the shit end of the 'have it your way' stick otherwise. Where are you now, Tiger? Oh, yeah, drifting the sea on your house boat kicking your own ass upon chasing a bevy of flat ones and coming to face the reality of being on firm notice that YOU ARE BLACK after all.  But hey, look at the bright side, at least you are in the US because if you were in Somalia, you would have been stoned to death for adultery.
In the meanwhile, check Elin out. Looking all sexy and shit!

Bishop Eddie Long preached transgressions, adultery to his followers during Sunday services. Bishop Long states the obvious bible teachings about such behavior and how it doesn't coincide with God's will while making it a note that Christians should not look down upon the celebrity golfer for his indiscretions as all people make mistakes -- or experience a fall from grace.
He further stated, to Fox5, that he had forwarded a letter expressing his concern and his support and prayers to Woods during his tumultuous times and that true Christian followers should hold the marital down stricken golfer in their prayers in belief that his marriage can be in fact saved and his family can heal from the incident.
During this time in Tiger's life, I really don't doubt that he read the letter and found some religion as his wife could stand to amass up to half of his earning. Needless, mention, the fall from grace that he is experiencing has proven to be monetarily exponential. Woods has lost another endorsement, since his transgressions with multiple women, with Accenture. Nevertheless, Nike is still on his side for reasons unknown at this time.
Word to Tiger and to every man who is reading this post, don't let your inability to think rationally, in the face of temptation, all of a sudden make you find God.

Mistress and cast member of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim Zolciak, is not slated to return for next season's airing of the show. The show is one of the Bravo Channel's most popular since the airing of all things purportedly housewife of a wealthy man in the series regardless of locale.

In addition to Zolciak's soon to be noticed absence, NeNe Leakes will not be included in the next season's line up either! When the remaining cast was faced with the inquiry of who will be joining them on future episodes, there were mixed answers in regards to their knowledge or understanding -- but one thing was made clear: if singer, Usher's ex wife, Tameka, was to be included in the cast, they would opt to not reappear in future episodes.

In other words, they will walk. Why would they when the show is obviously their primary source of income beats me but nevertheless, that is what they claim they are ready and willing to do.
Bravo, in the meantime, is working on auditions, interview,etc to incorporate in pending Atlanta airings of the show...all the while, people were thinking that Sheree was going to be outed.

In relevance to the Atlanta cast, I've always had a problem with the title just because it has housewives in it.  How could a show be dedicated to the days in the lives of housewives when there was only one woman on last season's episodes that was actually married?
Bravo, I extend the same to you as I had Shaunie O'Neal. Do some basic research on the cast for your shows in the Atlanta market in order to validate marital status. In addition, please make certain that you clearly understand the difference between wife, divorcee' and mistress.

Well upon Brandy singing her renditions of Sam Cook's, 'Change Is Going To Come', and Julie Garland's and a slew of other singers cover of like song, 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow', she has decided to make a transition from singer to rapper.
She will be going by the name 'Bran-u'
Personally, I can't see her becoming a rap artist and becoming a success at it at all.
Whatever happened to sticking with what you know or not trying to fix a wheel that is not broken?
Word to Brandy and a slew of other artists who had some serious shine in the 90's but somehow had their train derailed, if you don't want to devote some of your time to raising your family and living off the riches that your success has brought you, focus on becoming a producer or record label executive instead. Find musicians, vocalists that are looking to break into the industry and cultivate their talent so that they could be a mainstream success and you as the executive or producer can capitalize monetarily as a singer/musician turned businessman. There is nothing worse than seeing some former entertainers still trying to relive their past glory -- but when they try to make a transition in  a music genre, in which they obvious don't blend in well with, is even harder -- a new comer in the rap game while in her/his 30's let alone 40's is just as disturbing as knowing that  the likes of Snoop Dogg and  LL Cool J are still at.

There must be something in the water because people have been seeing religious images in the most unlikely places. This time, it is on a the head of calf on a Connecticut farm.
The calf has reportedly a cross on its head and acccording to farm/dairy owner, Davis and his father Andrew, they have never seen a pattern like this on any of the thousands of calves they have encountered in their lifetime. Davis believes, that the marking on the calf may be a message from on high, although he’s still trying to figure out what that message might be. He hopes that the meaining may be that the milk prices will go up and the dairy industry will improve may be the meaning considering that the last few years have been the toughest ever in the industry.
The children in the neighborhood are taken aback with the farm animal with the cross like symbol on his forehead so much that they have given him the biblical name, Moses. Moses, THE CALF, was born this month with a distinct white marking on his forehead.
Here is what the dairy owners are prepared to do...and I quote,  “We’re going to make sure he gets a good life and doesn’t get eaten.”
Sounds to me that these good people are on the verge of worshipping a false god/idol. What did the good book say about that? Well, in short, it says don't do it.

The Brothers Jackson's reality show premiers tonight on A&E. They said it right -- we only think we know them but do we really care?  What more is there to know when they already dish their laundry out there well way in advance?

Just when I thought that there was not an ugly picture of this man, lo and behold one was found. Maybe this is a fantasy play doll that someone is considering to patent prior to its reaching all adult stores across the nation. Now that's a thought.

Word to the R. Kelly doll maker, make certain that the doll, as a finished product, is fully equipped. There is nothing worse than having disappointed customers expressing their buyer's remorse on consumercomplaints.com.

R&B artist, R. Kelly has a book, an autobiography, coming out soon detailing his life. The autobiography is said to detail his childhood, bouts with literacy, love of music and his contributions to the art.
Unfortunately, there is no word on how much it will, if at all, detail his romances, including the one purportedly with Aaliyah let alone the sex trysts/scandals involving underage females -- the juicy stuff.

When the artist was questioned about his take on,somewhat of a newcomer,Trey Songz inferences to dismantling his career or position as 'The Man' in R&B music, Kelly stated "I'm an elephant and elephants don't swat at flies". DAMN!


Word to Trey Songz, and all artists with the burning desire to go head to head with a bonified industry veteran, do not resort to this antic so early on because you will be left with no leg to stand on. You have to crawl before you can walk let alone run. Know your position and cultivate it to the fullest before placing attacks on the more evolved in your field. Besides, you may be calling this man to produce a song for you. Future biting of the hand that feed you on another level much?

One of Tiger Wood's many sexual conquest, Rachel Uchitel, pictured in center, sets the record straight by stating that she is not a hooker -- never was and never would be.

Upon being asked her occupation, she says that she is an Club Valet/Promoter .....and an upscale one at that. However, she does state that she is often providing tours, by functioning as an escort, for the wealthy men who are looking to be entertained by being shown the hottest spots in town. This ranges from clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc in which she is compensated handsomely for her services.

She also includes that some of her clients fly her into their zip codes for time to time visits and occassionally gift in her shopping trips in addition to compensating her services for her services. Word to Ms. Uchitel, have your lie together. Try not to talk much as you would only expose yourself for what you really are.

Since the fiasco surrounding Tiger Woods and a plethora of women, he has had many of his endorsements stripped of him. Gatorade and Gillette being two thus far. In addition, he may not be in the next tournament.

Word to Woods, and any man, of a minority background, reading this in an interracial marriage involving a white woman, white people are nothing to toy with when you hurt one of their own. They will make a primary example out of you until they have you officially boxed in with nowhere to turn or no one to turn to.

It is really about not giving the money that they gave you back to your own initially and is the very reason why they have you surrounded by their own with a free pass to their women because of the wealth that they provide you on your talent which ultimately works for them. In other words, they give it to you in the design that it will stay in their race by incorporating their women to marry up with you and even procreate with you. So, when you think that you are having that 'I am the man' moment, give that some real thought and try not straying so far from or demeaning the women and men that represent you because there may be no turning to them when the shit hits the fan and splatter all over the ceiling.